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Premium Member Porker The Stalker
I have a porker as a stalker; it keeps following me down the street
I cannot talk to my friends, as it keeps oinking when I try to speak

Doesn’t it have an owner it can go home to, and as leave me alone
Once; I tried to...

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Categories: porker, animal, appreciation, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things