So small about 9x9 feet
No running water, easy to keep neat
The churn set next to the chimney
There was I, anger within me
Come butter come, isn't this fun
I don't like doing this
When will it get done
Finally dipping out tasty yellow
Yellow butter to butter biscuits
We could not afford toast
Definitely not Triscuits
Sometimes pork roast
Life was hard and mostly lonely
It helped me to make it in life though
If I had known how life would flow, if only
In understanding I could grow
Up there on the large old farm
When I was so very young
Where life could be a charm
But there my childhood was hung
Ever wanted to snuggle
A cute little piggies with their stubby flat nose
Piggies have a very bad wrap
Probably because they're ugliest beast on earth
But they still have redeeming factors
For instance they make a tasty pork roast
Around the table on a happy occasion
Such joy to family get-togethers
Secondly they are happy to sacrifice
Their ugly existence to make us joyous
In fact some of us human people
Are not exactly Hollywood material
Once was close though
Was being considered
For the role of Judy Garland in
The Wizard Of Oz!
shaved roasted pork butt
about 10 pounds (cooked rare and shaved)
in a large pot combine
3 cups of diced onions
1/4 cup of minced garlic
4 tablespoons of salt
3 tablespoons of cayenne pepper
2 tablespoons of tyme
1 tablespoon of basil
3 cups of green peppers
2 cups of olive oil
2 cups of dried tomatos
5 cups of shredded cabbage
2 cups of shredded carrots
2 cups of shredded fennel bulb
saute in the oil until the vegges are wilted, add one quart of pork stock
5 tablespoons of anchovie paste, allow to simmer if the mixture reducesto about half you've measured right, if it doesn't, add 2/3 cups of heavycream, and then add 1 1/2 cups of brown roux, create a sauce, add pork and place in a 350 degree oven, serve with rice ( you can also serve with some steamed shrimp )
Lean center cut pork loin roast
Pepper;salt sprinkled
Coated with fresh lemon thyme
Topped with pineapple
Baked until tender
One-inch slice
Yum!
Inspired by the Contest: Food I Love To Eat
Sponsor: Lewis Raynes
Lean pork roast the other white meat!!
Written: June 29, 2016
Yule Tide
The pig
In the pen
Is being slaughtered
To day
Christmas starts
With a killing
Some get
Pork roast
Others get trotters
In the yard
My neighbour
Is hosing away
The blood
His sacrificial
Duty done
And I got a shoulder ham
Dam! I had trouble fulfilling what I wanted to do in the previous last hour,
All was going well until a few minutes were left and then it went sour.
69 times I slept with a girl (that’s my zodiac sign)
One that didn’t take the pill
Me bit were looking like a crispy pork roast
And all I got was a multiple dose
Of tv, vd, 3v dvd
So, let me see, what shall I do?
Yes! I’ll put on a mask of Osama Bin Laden
And go on tv and say, “You missed Obama, I’m chillin’ in yo back garden.”
Or walk around naked with my rhino horn exposed to the air
And tell everyone it’s the new Armani swimwear
No! I’ll connect every door in me house with an electrical wire
And watch my wife jump of a change to my every desire
Ooh! I’ll go to the most expensive restaurant and eat my fill
Then pay them for it with a twenty-six dollar bill
Dam! I’m paranoid now, Is it my last hour or everyone else too?
I think I wasted me time so for the last minutes I’ll go to the loo...
I miss my little ‘Candy’
They say dogs, are our best friends
I miss my youth and vitality
But most, I miss my kin
I’m ready for your hubby,
The kiddies and pork roast
I miss them bad and it’s borderline
But you I miss the most.
I hate I missed your ‘Special’ day
When you turned thirty -six
‘Though I know you had the greatest time
With sweet, and ‘macho’ Rick
They still gather here for meals
Your brothers, sister-in-law, and sister
And talk in reminiscing
‘Of Jeri, and how much we miss her’
So when you come to visit
Tell Rick....he’ll cook the roast (mmmmmm....I remember)
I’ll kiss them all, no doubt I’ll cry
I want them near, I cannot lie
I’ll raise my ‘coke’ and propose a toast
Hold you close and then I’ll boast
How it’s you, I missed the most