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Humorous Planet Poems

These Humorous Planet poems are examples of Planet poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Planet Humorous poems written by international poets.

All hail The Silver Skins

 (with nudity optional)


Not another effort from The Lefts bleating masses, but the sparkily aristocracy of cerebral-celebritys; their binary-duality sweeping earth-wise. 

I don't object to...

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Categories: planet, columbus day, community, earth

Earth Eulogy

Earth Eulogy

By Mark D. Stucky
She was a good planet,
put to death in her prime
by a pandemic of people.
Homo-sapiens was a disease
with mutating and metastasizing
technological and...

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Categories: death, earth, environment, planet,

Planeteering

orange swirls
from dusty footing
hiking up 
to Mars’s mountain
peaks and caps
and canyons crying
out for days
of gravel pounding
edges ledges
handhold wedges
reddish sun
through reddish mist
of burning sand
in drought-filled land
all...

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Categories: adventure, fun, humorous, planet,

The Solar Parody System

Abandoned Yellow Star,
Existential apostle.
Solar flares haunt outworlds, "I'm It, you're not."

Mercury, Mary's star loved from afar.
Hot but not the hottest star.
A tiny lifeless star.

Venus will...

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Categories: planet, allusion, analogy, extended metaphor,

First Contact

so after it landed
something grey walked out of it
down a ramp that looked like
it couldn't have been 
part of the ship moments ago
they appeared familiar...

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Categories: earth, fun, humorous, planet,

Pilchard the Penguin Does Blue Planet

Penguin the pilchard leapt onto the ice
He flipped and he flopped and arrived in a trice
He took a deep breath and he held it and...

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Categories: planet, humorous,

Veracious Rover

Hundred million K' away neighbour, Mars
     Hovers bolognese smeared brother, ice brick
     Fondness for possibles although bizarre
...

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Categories: planet, animal, baptism, character, crazy,

Martian On the Moon

*****

                        ...

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Categories: humorous, planet, science fiction,

One Saucer To Another

Saucer xx427P54 to Saucer xx37PR4
and two digits more – Earth again
Sabre Rattling its nukes: We've
seen this before, on other worlds
eventually reduced, to Radio Active
Pukes –...

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Categories: planet, humorous, hyperbole, judgement, perspective,

Mercury, Mars, and the Moon

Mercury speeds through galactic showers
  Others take days, her journey's three hours
Although it's said she has superpowers
  Behind Space grains and particles, Mercury...

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Categories: planet, future, hope, humorous, moon,

Pluto

Pluto a small planet-outermost part of the solar system                ...

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Categories: child, fun, planet, sun,

Martian Aircraft But No Air

Perseverance, ingenuity: hallmarks of great mind...
Examples which we Earthlings are expecting more to find.
As NASA's news now streams from Mars, where there is little air
And...

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Categories: funny, humorous, inspiration, planet,

Spring

Spring is here and in the air                  ...

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Categories: planet, spring,

Exoplanet

Exoplanets that lie in the Goldilocks Zone
might be settled by us if their substance is stone.
Be it marble or granite,
we’ll possess such a planet
after thoroughly...

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Categories: humor, humorous, planet, space,

Distant View

sunrise for sale

a pinpoint of light

find your place in the stars

elliptical orbit

afar

new definitions

of the solar system

created

found

with a timeless search

astronomers and soothsayer

cry out

this distant body

given a...

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Categories: humor, humorous, planet,