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Divinity's Pew

Divinity’s Pew

The truth stands in contrast
to only itself
Once mentioned eternal
when thought and then felt
It lives in the ether
past fortune or fame
Conscripted by conscience
no praise and no blame
The truth beyond reason
beyond lies or consent
The lucky among us
to follow its scent
Its trail leads to faith
divinity’s pew
Transforming the moment
— you first say I do

(Rosemont College: February, 2024)



Freezing The

Picked From The Pew

By the time I met her,
I no longer cared what might occur.
Having grown weary of romance,
I was reluctant to take another chance.
Romantic encounters had left me uninterested.
That is, until that Sunday I was arrested;
Arrested and captured by a beauty in the pew.
There was something about her that was new.
I watched her more than just a

Church Pew Stories

Yesterday, I was talking to the church pews.
Asking them about the stories they hold
They told far and wide they heard thing.
That just can’t be told.

They told me the depths. 
The truths that they hear.
The day that had to come
They say is almost here.

The church pews told me,
No matter what they say.
I have to carry on.
To

Night Bewitches

Neon screams
Indigo cries
Green dreams
Haunting eyes
Teal thoughts terrified

Black heart
Evil and cruel
Wicked witch
In
The 
Church pew
Horrible hateful
Escaping 
Soon

Pew Poo

It was an awful thing to do
Drop an SBD in the pew
Then cast a glance
As if by chance
That said “oh, God, was that you?”

John G. Lawless
©6/21/2023

Pew Confession

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              "Do you want
                    mine"
              she whispered

   

Closer To Jesus

Closer to Jesus 
David J Walker

I was wondering 
if you were going
To wear your house to
Church today
And pray by chance to
Park your car in 
One of the pews
Where parishioners pay their dues
For the privilege of sitting
Closer to Jesus

I was wondering if 
Sunday dinner was better  
Prepared by the white chefs
Of the country club 
With

Ebony Tongue

though they sought the gentle verse
a wracking pain drew up their purse 
as thoughtless sovereigns hissed their curse 
the dollars drained; their feign- rehearsed

this tragic dismantling 
ever-torn fabric seams 
flowing a pious demand of the feed 
groveling majesties 
planted their effigy 
cordially under the pew cushion seats

stating repeat 
loving the myrrh 
silent decree
ebony spurs

Pew

Bless me father for I have sinned
I went to church and then broke wind
Not sure of what to do
I sat in my own pew
Then prayed for the smell to rescind

10/07/2021
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Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Pussycat

Pepe Le Pew
Quest for love he would always pursue
But his over enthusiastic romantic way
Is rejected by a skunk look alike who keeps running away.


Penelope Pussycat
Smothered in kisses and squeezes she would always combat
A black cat with an accidental painted white stripe 
Penelope knew she wasn't that type.


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Sponsored by Joseph May

12.09.21

In His Image

In the religion
Of the pigeon
Possessing a feathered pinion
Stands as proof of the opinion
That the pigeon holds dominion
Over all creation

For in the Holy Word
Of this enlightened bird
It is the avian creed,
That not intelligence, but speed
Is the gift that God decreed
For this, His chosen nation.

So in their highest perches
That serve them as their churches
The bird world’s chosen

An Unholy Pew

A.I.’s coming my brothers and sisters.
In fact it’s so already here
So sit back and enjoy the ride while you can.
Without trepidation or fear.

Governmental mistrust, it divides us
Religion caused, terror is rife
The purest religions are those doomed to fail
Do we need such a crutch in our life 

Media controlled mis-information
A plandemic brings folks to their knees
Their

Pepe Le Pew Amorous French Skunk

Merrie Melodies is coming on, and I am glued to the set
Hoping my favorite will be featured today, for I’ve placed a bet
Channeling my spirit guides, I hope to see Pepe Le Pew.
He is the best cartoon since the sixties, and it’s twenty and two.

This amorous French skunk, known as a polecat down in the

Lonely Pew

As I sit in the pew of lonely darkness
With my soul wondering I see a sparkle
A light from above carried by a dove
Falling into my heart this light from above

Food I have none both battered and beaten
With tear drops I hunger and haven't eaten
Lost among many I can only trust one
As the preacher approaches I

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