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Bless me father for I have sinned I went to church and then broke wind Not sure of what to do I sat in my own pew Then prayed for the smell to rescind 10/07/2021 May The Gas Be With You Farts Part 2 Poetry Contest Sponsor: Chantelle Anne Cooke

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Date: 10/13/2021 6:15:00 PM
Hey Mark ... you should have glared at who sat beside you with disgust before asking them if they are a ventriloquist - thanks again Mark - Lindsay
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/14/2021 4:11:00 PM
Lol, thanks bud!
Date: 10/8/2021 7:52:00 AM
Lol! Mark, This is a good limerick. I could just “ smell” the whole scene. Well done. Best wishes in the contest. Have a great day and weekend:-) Alexis
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/9/2021 7:46:00 PM
I'm glad this one permeated it's way to you. Thank you!
Date: 10/7/2021 2:31:00 PM
Perfecto!!!! Marvelous...more, more, more!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/7/2021 3:24:00 PM
I’ll try, I’m glad you like it. Thanks Milt!
Date: 10/7/2021 1:50:00 PM
Look at you, laying down a limerick! and a good one!
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/7/2021 3:24:00 PM
I was inspired by an old saying. He who farts in church may sit in his own pew. Thanks Jenna!
Date: 10/7/2021 1:38:00 PM
this is great Mark....you provide the brimstone let them provide the smoke.
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/7/2021 3:25:00 PM
Poof
Date: 10/7/2021 1:37:00 PM
hahahah:-) hugs Jan xx
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Mark Koplin
Date: 10/7/2021 3:22:00 PM
Thanks Jan!