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Humorous Personification Poems

These Humorous Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Personification Humorous poems written by international poets.


Relationships
Life is full of different obstacles that face relationships on a daily basis and this can hinder one’s relationship if there is no unity and...

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Categories: africa, age, art, black



Premium Member When I Come Back for my Next Life
When I return to earth in my next earth life,
I will be found in Africa, trumpeting and pounding the ground.
Shaking leaves and trees as I...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member If I was a Wood Tick
If I was a wood tick 
I would be ashamed of my station.
I would resolve to not jump down on any heads.
I would not bite...

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Categories: animal,

Premium Member But You Have Never Been a Scout
“But you have never been a scout, " she said.
“Yes,” I agreed, “but I know these woods, and I will do a terrific job.”

So she...

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Categories: 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Premium Member The Rooster
C’mon ladies,
it is me you love and you know it,
from the bottom of your golden feathers;
Now, now, cut the chitchat.

I am not rat,
I am a...

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Categories: animal, bird, farm, funny,



Premium Member The Rooster
The Rooster

He strutted ‘cross the barnyard tall and proud,
away from all the bustle of the crowd;
the other roosters in the yard felt cowed,
to him they...

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Categories: allegory, animal, humorous,

Premium Member Mockingbird
I like to sit and sing on the edge of your roof,
or on a high tree when I am feeling aloof;
sometimes-   my songs...

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Categories: bird,

Premium Member Souper Dog That is Me
I am puffed up. I am proud. My nose is cold.
Maybe the coldest in the competition.
I am healthy, and I am ready. Put me in...

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Categories: dog,

Premium Member Never Mess With a Chicken Ranch
The barnyard was a twitter.
“She is walking pigeon-toed!”
“You should see it.”
“She thinks she is all that!”

I am dragged out to see.
After listening to them cackle...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Cat in my Canvas
No other cats are blue.
Why me?
She is a weirdy-cat herself, this artist woman.
Her cartoon witches are laughable, and I am blue?
Uh-oh. Here she comes again.
Yesterday...

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Categories: art, cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member Crusty McBakeface Tells It Like It Is
I held this thing together,
I stayed strong around your airiness,
How wrong is it to be the one
that keeps us from precarious
collapse? “You are my rock!”,...

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Categories: betrayal, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Here She Comes Again
Here she comes again,
That clip-happy, snippy crone who fancies herself a gardener.
What?
She is doing such a horrible job of it.
She clipped two of us unmercifully...

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Categories: flower, fun, funny, garden,

Comeuppance
Like a frowsy, dowdy
old housewife
I sit largely
unnoticed
stout and squat
a sort of kitchen sentry
rarely appreciated
until some minor crisis-

Cough, sniffle, stomachache
a particularly bad day
or fancy party...
then things...

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Categories: anger, feelings, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The reason my dog ignores me
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t hear what you said, 
What was it you had to say?
Instead of hearing a rainbow of thoughts, 
I heard a...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member My Favorite Part of The Dog Park
I chase my tail, and bark happily, 
because my master has brought me today
I make friends all over the place, careful to speak 
in the...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member My Mouth Went Running Off Today
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member A Dogs Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, for Christmas I’d like a new chew bone; I’ve been a real good dog this year; I don’t even bite the cat,...

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Categories: animal, celebration, christmas, dog,

Premium Member A Cats Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, please bring me a new catnip mousey; my old one has so many holes that the nip won’t stay in and I...

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Categories: animal, cat, celebration, christmas,

Premium Member The Unhappy Keyboard
I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care.
There are papers over and under my keyboard. 
We are a...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Milo Gets A Chiropractor
One day, Myopic Milo; went slithering across the street; and met with some misfortune; as a car, he tried to greet.

It really sent him flying;...

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Categories: animal, humor, humorous, imagination,