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Humorous Personification Poems

These Humorous Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Personification Humorous poems written by international poets.


internacional parrot talkng

        





I have a parrot PAUL who is SpanisH
and his female PAULA who is Italian...

When they start talking...

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Categories: allusion, humorous, nonsense,



Premium Member SOCK IT TO ME


Once we were a matching pair, some days we’d get downbeat
as we both couldn't abide the stench of sweaty cheesy feet!

Our male owner would pop...

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Categories: clothes, humorous, missing,

Fishing Holiday
Fishing Holiday

A kingfisher sitting on the old harbour wall
Listening to the geese from the mud flats call
I'm here for some sea fishing until after the...

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Categories: bird, fishing, humorous, seasons,

Premium Member Guillotine
I heard screams from those marked for a guillotine death
No compromises for their cries before taking a last breath
Words of repentance for dastardly crimes were...

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© Lin Lane  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: death, murder,

Premium Member Toilet
I’m always bolted to a floor
Often I live in a tiny room 
And when I hear the door lock
I pray they’ll spray some air perfume!

I...

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Categories: humorous,



Premium Member An Old Shovel
I was once pristine
Then my owner gave me work ~
I’m down in the dumps!

Covered in faeces
Just used to shovel horse poop
It’s such a crap job!...

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Categories: humorous, work,

Premium Member The Stubborn Pen
A frustrated poet had a paralyzed pen.
She wailed, “When you will move,when!”
The pen with sad eyes,looked up in dismay
“Mistress,my brain cartridge is empty this day.”

She...

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Categories: humorous, poetess,

Premium Member Savory Seduction
rub my butt with spices
baste my breasts with olive oil
slather my wings and things with sauce
butter my thighs, slow broil

	ah, the savory delights of a...

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Categories: allusion, food, humorous, sensual,

Premium Member A Skunk's 'Tale'
,A Skunk’s ‘Tale’,

Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve
When I became acquainted with Steve
Bear with if you can
For Steve’s not a man
He’s an odd little skunk who...

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Categories: personification, animal, car, conflict, fantasy,

Premium Member Cylinder Doesnt Play
Electrical spark, you are nothing without me!
Brags arrogant spark plug, my cousin, Lee.
Distributor gets mad and keeps current back.
Cylinder gives spark plug a mighty ugly...

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Categories: car, humorous,

Premium Member Bird Table Fable
Whenever I’m able I raid the bird table
I snap up some mealworms and go
The nearby house owner a bad tempered moaner
Berates me because I’m a...

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Categories: bird, humorous,

Five Red Pencils
Five red pencils,
Fighing in the class.
First one said,
I am bigger than you are.
The second one said,
I am the strongest.
The third one screamed,
I write so well.
The...

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Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,

Premium Member I Hope Freud Is Proud Socrates Said
Psychology has crossed the line again.
It was firm, in the sand, but she did not care.
Philosophy rolled his eyes, pretending it was okay.
Incorporating the infraction...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Peacock
I am the most regal bird you’ll ever see in the land
With my spectacular plumage, I’m pompous and grand

My mate is quite dowdy as all...

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Categories: bird, humorous, identity,

Premium Member Big Dog
I'm the Big Dog—VY Canis Majoris
in the Big Dog constellation
that's why you still adore us

Howling loudly—I'm a star!
Among the biggest known to man
Distinctly visible from...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, humorous, star, universe,


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