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Humorous Personification Poems

These Humorous Personification poems are examples of Personification poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Personification Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Souper Dog That is Me
I am puffed up. I am proud. My nose is cold.
Maybe the coldest in the competition.
I am healthy, and I am ready. Put me in...

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Categories: dog,



Premium Member Never Mess With a Chicken Ranch
The barnyard was a twitter.
“She is walking pigeon-toed!”
“You should see it.”
“She thinks she is all that!”

I am dragged out to see.
After listening to them cackle...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Cat in my Canvas
No other cats are blue.
Why me?
She is a weirdy-cat herself, this artist woman.
Her cartoon witches are laughable, and I am blue?
Uh-oh. Here she comes again.
Yesterday...

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Categories: art, cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member Crusty McBakeface Tells It Like It Is
I held this thing together,
I stayed strong around your airiness,
How wrong is it to be the one
that keeps us from precarious
collapse? “You are my rock!”,...

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Categories: betrayal, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Here She Comes Again
Here she comes again,
That clip-happy, snippy crone who fancies herself a gardener.
What?
She is doing such a horrible job of it.
She clipped two of us unmercifully...

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Categories: flower, fun, funny, garden,

Comeuppance
Like a frowsy, dowdy
old housewife
I sit largely
unnoticed
stout and squat
a sort of kitchen sentry
rarely appreciated
until some minor crisis-

Cough, sniffle, stomachache
a particularly bad day
or fancy party...
then things...

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Categories: anger, feelings, humor, humorous,

Premium Member The reason my dog ignores me
Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t hear what you said, 
What was it you had to say?
Instead of hearing a rainbow of thoughts, 
I heard a...

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Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous,



Premium Member My Favorite Part of The Dog Park
I chase my tail, and bark happily, 
because my master has brought me today
I make friends all over the place, careful to speak 
in the...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member My Mouth Went Running Off Today
My mouth went running off today, I watched her sprint through the
Yard, scaring a butterfly.
There was a bunny, who did not notice.
She summersalted six or...

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Categories: personification, 10th grade, 11th grade,

A Dogs Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, for Christmas I’d like a new chew bone; I’ve been a real good dog this year; I don’t even bite the cat,...

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Categories: animal, celebration, christmas, dog,

A Cats Letter To Santa Claws
Dear Santa Claws, please bring me a new catnip mousey; my old one has so many holes that the nip won’t stay in and I...

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Categories: animal, cat, celebration, christmas,

Premium Member The Unhappy Keyboard
I type hard, I type fast, I type dirty, because my owner does not care.
There are papers over and under my keyboard. 
We are a...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Milo Gets A Chiropractor
One day, Myopic Milo; went slithering across the street; and met with some misfortune; as a car, he tried to greet.

It really sent him flying;...

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Categories: animal, humor, humorous, imagination,

Premium Member My best mate
Me and my mate we talk all the time, 
We talk when I get out of bed,
He’s the one that I see first thing in...

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Categories: food, friend, funny, humorous,

Premium Member I Am Just What I Am


Here I sit on the ocean bed
Just sifting mud and ooze,
But If it was up to me
It's not the life I'd choose.

It's dark down here,...

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© Gary Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorous, longing,

Premium Member A fit of laughter
It caught her when she didn’t expect, 
Attacking her in a tight whirl,
It came at her from out of the blue, 
To put her into...

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Categories: funny, humor, humorous,

The Eyes Have it-Dukes Dilemma
If I were you, I wouldn’t walk there
                 ...

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Categories: dog, humorous, pets,

Premium Member Shoelace freedom
They’d never been tied, forever were loose, 
Whenever she walked around,
Always flapping all over the place, 
Flip flopping all over the ground,

Without a care for...

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Categories: freedom, funny, hope, humor,

Premium Member I Stand Not Alone
I stand not alone, but grouped as ten
Here comes that big black ball again
I'm down, but not dead
Pulled up by my head
It's just not easy...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: personification, humorous,

Summer Cooking The 8th Street Grill
Shhhhh, here comes the Warden
He’s just about to open the door, Frank

Well, that’s good ‘cause I’ve been in this slammer too long!
and, it way too...

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Categories: food, humorous,


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