A Skunk's 'Tale'

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A Skunk’s ‘Tale’
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Twas a puzzling mid-summer’s eve When I became acquainted with Steve Bear with if you can For Steve’s not a man He’s an odd little skunk who won’t leave! I was driving, unwinding that night As my headlights swam over his sight On two legs he stood Like he owned street and wood I slammed on my brakes out of fright! When Steve began talking, I stared As he jumped in my car, I just glared This skunk, quite verbose Let it rip, smelling gross “LORD HAVE MERCY!” I loudly declared! How I wish I could tell you things changed Not so fast when your skunk is deranged I tried to play nice But his heart is pure ice Let’s just say his farewell’s been arranged!
1st PLACE!!! Submitted For: Tall Tales 1 Poetry Contest Sponsor: Jeff Kyser Date Written: 03-18-2022 Format: HowManySyllable.com
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Date: 3/29/2022 9:18:00 PM
Meghan! I'm so happy for you and your milestone win! This is truly a tall tale told with wit, imagination, humor, great story telling, and wonderful poetic skill; and is well worthy of top placement. I'm proud of you for persevering, too. Better build a bigger trophy case, my friend! God bless you ~ John
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Meghan Hutchings
Date: 3/30/2022 3:37:00 PM
John, my dear friend, you are too kind!! Thank you so very much for your heartfelt compliments!! Using the words, "wit", "imagination", "humor", "great story telling", & "wonderful poetic skill" makes me feel like I actually belong here! I also appreciate your support in my placement! For you to be proud of me is like an admirer pleasing the master. You are incredibly talented, and I am honored to be your friend and earn your praise. God bless and much love...Meghan!
Date: 3/26/2022 12:31:00 AM
Very interesting tale, indeed! Congratulations!
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Meghan Hutchings
Date: 3/27/2022 3:56:00 PM
Thank you very much, Christuraj! I appreciate your support and your praise! Trust me, It means a lot to me! God bless and much love...Meghan!
Date: 3/25/2022 10:51:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. What a fun/cute~~story/write. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. Have a blessed day with your win...............
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Meghan Hutchings
Date: 3/25/2022 3:54:00 PM
Thank you so much, Paula!! You are so sweet to congratulate me! I am thrilled that you found my poem funny. That makes me very happy!! I look forward to reading more of your fun poems! God bless and much love...Meghan!
Date: 3/25/2022 7:42:00 AM
You winning Jeff's contest makes 'scents' to me. Congratulations. Cheers - Gary
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Meghan Hutchings
Date: 3/25/2022 3:52:00 PM
Thank you very much, Gary!! I love your play on words!! I am so appreciative that you read my poem and complimented me! It was very kind of you! God bless and much love...Meghan!
Date: 3/25/2022 3:26:00 AM
Congrats on your win, and a truly "tall tale"! You really stunk up the contest!
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Date: 3/25/2022 3:51:00 PM
Wow!! From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU, Jeff!! This is the first time I've ever been at the very top of the placements! Even if I've placed number 1, I've never been at the top! I cannot stop smiling! Thank you so much for appreciating my tall tale! I'll never forget this!! God bless you and much love...Meghan!
Date: 3/21/2022 11:18:00 PM
I suppose it is rather difficult to play nice after a deranged talking skunk lets one rip in your car! What a fun imagination you have, Meghan - and thanks for the giggle, I needed it. Enjoy your day ~ John
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Meghan Hutchings
Date: 3/25/2022 3:48:00 PM
Thank you so very much, John! It makes me so happy that you enjoyed my poem and found it humorous! I always appreciate your kind compliments!! God bless and much love...Meghan!
Date: 3/20/2022 2:43:00 PM
Very amusing and well written. Thanks for your visit.
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Meghan Hutchings
Date: 3/25/2022 3:46:00 PM
Thank you very much, Faye! I truly appreciate your kind words! I'm so glad you enjoyed my poem. God bless and much love...Meghan!
Date: 3/19/2022 8:58:00 AM
LOL, had a chuckle here about your troubles with Steve
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Meghan Hutchings
Date: 3/20/2022 11:41:00 AM
Thank you so much, Jack!! I love to write about skunks! It's just so easy to make things humorous when a skunk is involved. I appreciate your comment!! Much love...Meghan
Date: 3/19/2022 6:40:00 AM
Howdy neighbor! I enjoyed the humor in your odiferous tale. One should never stop their journey to take in a suspected skunk. Good luck in the contest, Meghan. Hugs, John
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Meghan Hutchings
Date: 3/20/2022 11:40:00 AM
Thank you very much, John!! This poem was inspired by my children's book I wrote. It hasn't been published yet, only because there are some illustrations still in the works, but it is about a skunk, took. I'm so glad you enjoyed my poem! That means a lot to me! Much love...Meghan
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