Humorous Patriotic Poems
These Humorous Patriotic poems are examples of Patriotic poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Patriotic Humorous poems written by international poets.
Swooning To the BassoonAt 3 o'clock on a Sunday afternoon
In the month of June Mr. Cartoon
was heard singing along attune
At the neighborhood saloon
swooning to a...
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patriotic, celebration, community, fun, humorous,
Watch Me In Action Until He Departs - In Trumps WordsThe more I think the more I'm sure
The odds were stacked as all can see,
The Media's rotten to the core
At least on that we should...
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fun, hilarious, humorous, patriotic,
Valentine BemoaningWarning: Political satire from a
Conservative point of view -- if you feel you may
be offended, do not read. Sincerely, Joe.
Valentine bemoaning to Cupid
what...
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freedom, humanity, humorous, patriotic,
Fury For the Masses IiIt was always for the dyeing.
See the amazing
two headed asexual
gang of socialite housewives
revealed on prime time
for their anti-social media
love for handguns...
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patriotic, addiction, america, anger, animal,
This Land Is Your Land But With a Quarter Life CrisisThis life is my life
Why is this my life
So I shout YOLO
Maybe I'll try van life
Cause escapism
And romanticizing
Are all that's really driving me
And...
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patriotic, america, angst, how i
Simply Gone - the VirusWow, it turns out Trump was right.
I saw it on “the Onion” - posted overnight.
Scientists woke up today and the virus
was simply gone - the...
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patriotic, health, humor, humorous, irony,
Thee Nocturnal Ryde of Pall ReverePall Revere was renouned four his audacious mid-knight Ryde,
End alsow fore his silversmithin', inn witch he took grate pried!
Butt he is most famed four ridin'...
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america, humorous, patriotic,
SarcasmFreedom of speech is suppressed,
it’s no more, seen a theft,
I write this poem and know they won't arrest
They say history is distorted,...
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england, humorous, passion, patriotic,
ChallengedChallenged (confessions of an enabler)
I am addicted to love,
Not by chance, but total romance.
I was slain, not once but many times.
Perhaps that is...
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patriotic, angel, conflict, devotion, heaven,
FaithCourts can free
or incarcerate the body--
we are subjects of laws,
both legislated
and those self imposed:
"Faith" is a double-edged sword--
it may work fine in heaven
but fails...
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analogy, humorous, meaningful, patriotic,
Sgt Shultz Defense
He knew how to keep his job:
Follow orders,
speak to superiors only when spoken to
And always give a subservient nod
His grandfather taught his father,
and his father...
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humorous, patriotic, soldier, war,
Bantu's ObituaryYears have come and gone
Since Big Bantu lay bedridden
After being brutally beaten like the bembe drum
It seems his world is done.
Bantu the man
Now lay helpless
In...
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humorous, life, patriotic, philosophy,
Patriot Parade Part 1It was said by pilgrim sons next to the Boston Harbor,
That to take tax without redress was action of dishonor.
And so a team of farmers...
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patriotic, america, history, humor, humorous,
Rain Manwe got a lot of rain man's wearin ray bands tryin to shake hands
with baked fans it a staged plan to get carly rea pants...
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patriotic, adventure, america, analogy, bible,
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is DeadGlobally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.
Trade unionists bounce along...
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patriotic, adventure, angel, beautiful, business,