Thee Nocturnal Ryde of Pall Revere

Pall Revere was renouned four his audacious mid-knight Ryde,

End alsow fore his silversmithin', inn witch he took grate pried!

Butt he is most famed four ridin' like a bat outta ewe no where,

Two alert Hancock, Adams, et al, fore there lives two spare!

Two lanterns inn a church belfry signaled en a-salt bye see;

(Pall gnu thee Brits were cummin as soon as they'd sipped there tee!)

On a borrowed hoarse he flu thru thee nite, thee patriots too summon,

Yellin' two ever'won, "Thee Brits ar cummin!  Thee Brits ar cummin!"

Pore Pall was later captured end his hoarse was confiscated two boot,

Butt thee Brits released him two thumb it back too Lexington afoot!

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Date: 1/20/2020 9:19:00 PM
One der full ley dun, Miss tur Hyn Ssh awe.. Eye gnu ewe end eye wer tawt bye tha saym teechur. Ey luvit
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 1/21/2020 9:53:00 AM
LOL Charlie! eye see wee both have aweigh with words! Best two yew inn 2020 end all ensuing years tu cum! Bob
Date: 1/20/2020 5:32:00 PM
what hilarious word play Robert,having read this I think you will appreciate my poemhttps://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/aisle_sea_ewe_656493 :-) hugs jan xx
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Date: 1/20/2020 4:54:00 PM
Well done Bob … living proof how dumb the English can be and how hard it must be to learn - thanks Bob - Lindsay
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Jan Allison
Date: 1/20/2020 5:33:00 PM
careful now Lindsay lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 1/19/2020 2:01:00 PM
So much fun. Love these kind of fun and funny puzzle, or should I say 'punny fuzzles?!' LOL. Thanks, Bob! Cheers, Gershon
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Date: 1/18/2020 11:28:00 PM
"a bat outta ewe no where," lol. I love your play with words in this tale as old as our country Robert. You had me laughing. Thank you for the humor! : ) xxoo
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