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Sgt Shultz Defense

He knew how to keep his job: Follow orders, speak to superiors only when spoken to And always give a subservient nod His grandfather taught his father, and his father taught him ... Be loyal to the State Serve and obey the patriotic, military way And when in doubt, this is what you say: I know nothing Now stationed at the White House, he can see the vultures circling And he remembers what his grandfather would often say Sgt. Shultz was a wise, old grandfatherly soul of a man But when Germany fell at the end of WWII, he cut bait and ran Though he didn’t do no wrong during the war, this he swore Still, he wasn’t so American sure Sgt. Shultz was a good soldier, but he wasn’t no hero, not by a stretch However, he treated his POW’s well, and told the American colonel Hogan that his CO Col. Klink, one day was gonna go to hell Though he insisted, he committed no crime during the war ... this he doubly swore, saying he knew nothing Concerning this alibi, he just wasn’t rock solid American sure As he headed towards the Statue of Liberty democratic shore His wife and him had brushed up on their English, and passed through Ellis Island Station And became melting pot citizens of this great nation But over time, he trained his son, and his son’s son how to safely straddle the fence And passed on the family’s living treasure: known as the Sgt. Shultz defense

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 6/7/2017 3:45:00 PM
I wish I could say it the way he said it, classic TV. And a classic write about a legendary show. Great fun to read. Beverly
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Date: 6/7/2017 11:16:00 AM
Ha, how ironic, little did he know that one day one of those POWs would go on to host Family Feud. : ) This was fun Freddie. Hogan's Heroes was one of my favorite shows in my youth.
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 6/7/2017 11:26:00 AM
Ty, Chris. Yeah, it was one mine fave shows too. Love always.
Date: 6/7/2017 11:01:00 AM
eye see nothing,haha
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 6/7/2017 11:25:00 AM
Ty, TT. I got a chuckle out of writing this one too. Love the support always. Love and peace.

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