Holiday Parody Poems
These Holiday Parody poems are examples of Parody poems about Holiday. These are the best examples of Parody Holiday poems written by international poets.
12-31-23: A Number's Existential Crisis'Twas the twilight of the year, a twinkling tiara,
December 31st, digits dancing dunes in the Sahara.
One, two, three, one, two, three, it's a prance,
A numerical...
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parody, celebration, hilarious, holiday, humor,
Shiny the Sunbeam Parody ContestShiny the Sunbeam
Was a Summer sunshine rose
With a visor hat and a ruddy glow
And sunglasses on his nose
Shiny the Sunbeam
Is radiation they say
He was made...
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parody, fun,
You're On the Naughty ListA Parody for Soupers based on the song, 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town.'
You better not shout
You better not sigh
You better not pout
I'm telling you...
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holiday, parody,
The Grinch EpilogueThe feast was all done,
For Grinch and the Who’s,
And after the meal,
Came terrible news.
For Max and the Grinch,
And Who’s gathered round,
No one spoke a...
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parody, christmas, fun, funny, holiday,
One MoreOne More
Ingredients are a funny thing.
Timing is probably more important.
But it is hard to say really.
I cooked all day, but…
I wanted it...
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Lullaby, miss you, parody,
Yucatan, Et CeteraYucatan, etc.
Cortez, DeMille are gone.
It's now the locus
of postgraduate honeymoons,
urban fugues, a minor literary genre.
Knowledge and ejection predispose us
to technological parody--
antique busses, burros, plumbing, pyramids--
as...
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parody, fate, holiday, irony, leaving,
Dem New Publicans
Light da Roman candles
for da coming Chariots of Pharaoh holiday
Dem New Publicans
be back in pyramid power
Give a Caesar Palace casino hip, hip-hooray
Happy daze are here...
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parody, perspective, political, truth,
AcapulcoAcapulco
I’d love to go down to the sea again,
The sea and the Holiday Inn,
Where some of the guests are awfully fat,
And others are awfully thin,
Where...
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humorous, parody,
Zinc Adulating
Abominable holiday season greeting to the have-nots me and you
Bombshell tabloid sleigh bells got those ear holes ringing
Cut the tax gift wrap ribbon, only good...
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metaphor, parody, slam, word
Work and Jobs
Two four-letter words,
I truly despise
Got nothing but hate for them,
I’m not gon lie ...
but I got my reasons why
Jobs!
Politicians always seem to forget
to put...
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humorous, jobs, parody, truth,
A War On Christmas CarolWe wish you would bury christmas
We wish you would bury christmas
We wish you would bury christmas
Then go have a beer.
Go choke on your figgy...
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christmas, holiday, humor, parody,
Sleigh PursuitIt was the night before Christmas
And on this very calm night
Almost fell asleep in my squad car
When the radar unit did light
The speed was over...
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parody, christmas, fire, holiday, humorous,
Shopping With Stupid
I got the arrow pointing at you
Yeah, you stupid
So everyone around will know
about the next dumb thing you do
You don't go sit on a mall...
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humor, humorous, parody, satire,
Of Donkeys and Elephants, Part Iii: LootersThe blind, jaundiced eagle falls from the sky.
Falling free, it's the death of liberty.
No need for autopsy to figure why.
Is it freedom we want, or...
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america, parody, political,
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch Is DeadGlobally, miners jubilantly jump for joy
Smiles on the faces of every girl and boy
The grins of a newly opened Xmas toy
Thatcher’s dead.
Trade unionists bounce along...
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Categories:
parody, adventure, angel, beautiful, business,