A War On Christmas Carol

We wish you would bury christmas We wish you would bury christmas We wish you would bury christmas Then go have a beer. Go choke on your figgy pudding Go choke on your figgy pudding Go choke on your figgy pudding Stuff it up your rear. Tidal waves we bring To you and your kin We wish you would bury christmas under a dust bin. Now bring me some tea and breakfast Just bring me some tea and breakfast You bring me some tea and breakfast Then get out of here.