Jessica Amanda Salmonson Poet Lyric

A War On Christmas Carol

We wish you would bury christmas
We wish you would bury christmas 
We wish you would bury christmas
Then go have a beer.

Go choke on your figgy pudding
Go choke on your figgy pudding
Go choke on your figgy pudding
Stuff it up your rear.

Tidal waves we bring 
To you and your kin
We wish you would bury christmas
under a dust bin.

Now bring me some tea and breakfast
Just bring me some tea and breakfast
You bring me some tea and breakfast
Then get out of here.

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Benjamin Bartley May 7, 2024 at 5:55 PM You really made me laugh with this one. Thank you.

Athena Victory December 9, 2017 at 3:40 PM This needs to be a singing greeting card. Jessica Amanda Salmonson January 10, 2018 at 1:40 PM I'd sell the rights in a jiffy if that could happen!