Pantries Poems - Poems about Pantries

Thorny Destiny

...Some say he's a prophet
others swear he's the son of God
some say he was just a man
still others say he never existed at all.

I think he was the original hippie 
a supreme giver -who taught ta...

Praise the Frog

..."In times of need, the devil eats flies", an old folk wisdom, shared by Anne-Lise Andresen

Praise the frog who croaks on high,
whose legs propel him to the sky,
who sticks his tongue out at a fl...

Centipede

...Don’t listen to that centipede. 
That’s not something you need.
Pay attention to the earth’s surface. 
Take a moment to look at their face. 

Don’t eat corn on the cob. 
It will make you sob. 
...

My Light-Hearted Kids Poem

...Kids are rough.
They make my shoulders tired.
My eyes ruddy.
They make me 2nd, 
3rd, 4th guess myself.
All of reality is questioned
And I’m summoned for answers.
Constantly running out of juic...

The humble cockroach

...The humble cockroach -

Survival of one wreath speck table insect,
(poll ease pod din me Elmer Fudd speak)
thus earning hardy laurels
nsync with inxs of standing kudos
ranking as bajillion year...

Canned Soup

...Maybe, we should put more things in cans.
We’d all feel better then.
Food doesn’t appear for us on a steaming plate.
It piles up in our pantries.
When I get home,
Cans get stacked, neatly.
Mayb...

Man I Am exhausted

...So much effort
goes into feeling well...Man,
I’m exhausted! There’s nausea
from supplements, the squeak
and throb, Just One More Rep!~ exercising…
Man, I’m exhausted! 
                       As...

radio phone-in, how are you saving money at xmas - calls cost 3 pounds 50 per minute

...they've also got a guest on
who suffers from, the inability to burp

he sounds so bored presenting
the thing

as i listen, i notice 
the lid of the jar of the piccalilli

it states this cond...

Chapter 107 -- Damian Delilah Mallory: Family Festive Fountain Market Jamboree

...Date:  January  2046

8:45 am  in the Damian Domaine 
Some are sleeping some are peeping
What are we eating? Said Molly to
Dolly. "What ever we can?" She replied 
While still sleepy eyed checki...

'pantry ****'

...'Pantry ****' writes Professor Denton
    is a crusade that she's been sent on
  to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt
    that she's an ignorant, stupid lout 

  She claims that tidy pantries and...

Comes Fall

...Summer soon is passing,
Fall is on the way.
We say goodbye to sunny days,
Prepare for Winter's grey.

The wheat fields now are golden.
The corn is ripe and sweet.
The fruit trees all are laden...

Sweet Eater

...Sweet Eater was pink from the inside out.
We saw her coming and we all gave a shout.
She had a sweet disposition she never did pout.
But she ate our pantries and our kitchens out.

She devoured ...

Death of Ikons

...Death of I-Kons

In my life, I have seen many movies. 
I watched wonderful animation, 
tell stories that touched my heart, 
over the years of my life. 
Now they are stabbing the elusive
cartoo...

Zero

...I will go on diet
I’ll purchase products with zilch fats and calories
at markets

Vegies only
Drink coke zero from groceries
Solely!

Less meal
No more pantries
Nil!

I will go on diet
D...

Bar None No Shortage of Soap Shampoo, Nor Detergent

...Bar none, no shortage of soap shampoo, nor detergent

Courtesy food pantries
Saint Eleanor's Saint Mary's,
Our Daily Bread,
the missus and yours truly (her spouse)
well stocked with good n plen...

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