Pain In The Neck Poems - Poems about Pain In The Neck

Reflections Of The Past,Visions Of The Future Poetry Contest

...Oh, how did I arrive to where I’m at -
a state perpetually in discomfort?
When young, I was athletic and so strong.
I rode my bike with speed and ran so fast.
I went to church and was obedient.
...

Flamboyant Swashes

...Flamboyant swashes; flaming crimson,
could be my face, as the flyswatter-hand
could impress such lettering upon my cheek.
so I
severed the crescent-angel of my imagination,
dashed my dreamy curs...

Daydreaming

...Kickstart the creation of abstract art 

Slow play the haze in a wandering day

Drip coffee with hints of toffee

Beach bum take your pick and strum

Careless pain from a neck strain

Light...

Blarney Stone Collab-MORE ADDITIONS

...If anyone would like to have some community fun, 
please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail.  



The famous Blarney Stone, some can't resist
When in Ireland, it's on tourist's che...

In Ones Comfort Zone

...the only place one size fits all ~ is the main aisle of the shopping mall 

well proportioned heavy or small ~ no pain in the neck if nine feet tall...

Not Necessarily Green

...Sausage and custard and ice cream with mustard
Chocolate coated Kentucky Fried Bustard
Whipped cream with mushrooms or frogspawn on toast
These are the foods that an ogre likes most

Volcanic cr...

Does Anybuddy Know

...so, seems to be highly debated as to what precise time did the chicken's brain put him on notice.that in a minute, I'm not going to be with you but I will pre-set some things with you, when you get a...

New Life Curriculum

...Dreams continue as he pursues and fits into those new life shoes/
Steams of old morose songs singing sad blues in dark venues/
Has his hold paddling multiple life canoes/
His eyes mold maddening v...

It's Curtains For Me

...Six months from now and it's curtains for me
I'll crash through the barrier of 88
I'll officially be old and crotchety and senile
Pablum after my morning pee

Oh for the days had no trou...

I Am All Ears

...Well, aren’t you a sight for sore EYES 
Off the top of my HEAD its been nearly two years

Yes ,I have been keeping busy
A FINGER in every pie that’s me
It has been a bit of a struggle
I did put...

Years of Neglect

...4/25/22

Started before last October
Going beyond Passover
Pettiness and greed always gave off a bad odor

I don't know if I'll ever have closure
Rarely ever am I that sober
For the longest t...

Life

...The bell rings, the computer freezes
The chronic sneezes
The bounced check
Pain in the neck

The oven doesn't work
The guy at the store is a jerk
The line too long
This is all so wrong

Can...

Flappable, Gruntled, and Plussed

...I'm new to this language; it baffles me so!
   With so many mysteries I wish to know:
Why doesn't 'resolve' mean 'to solve it again'?
   And why are 'wise guys' not the same as 'wise men'?
Why do...

Love Is a Pain In the Neck

...Love is a pain in the neck

It was an odd week of lovelornness
he kept singing, “born to lose, and now I´m losing you.”
Perhaps it was an Elvis Priestly song.
He sighed a lot, but otherwise slep...

Waste of Breath

...11/16/21


It's all good, even though my life ain't the best
Another day ready to face what's next
Against major threats
Got to put in work and break a sweat
Take a drink, light it up and eras...

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