Pain In The Neck Poems - Poems about Pain In The Neck

...Flamboyant swashes; flaming crimson, could be my face, as the flyswatter-hand could impress such lettering upon my cheek. so I severed the crescent-angel of my imagination, dashed my dreamy curs......

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...If anyone would like to have some community fun, please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail. The famous Blarney Stone, some can't resist When in Ireland, it's on tourist's che......

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...the only place one size fits all ~ is the main aisle of the shopping mall well proportioned heavy or small ~ no pain in the neck if nine feet tall......

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...Sausage and custard and ice cream with mustard Chocolate coated Kentucky Fried Bustard Whipped cream with mushrooms or frogspawn on toast These are the foods that an ogre likes most Volcanic cr......

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...Dreams continue as he pursues and fits into those new life shoes/ Steams of old morose songs singing sad blues in dark venues/ Has his hold paddling multiple life canoes/ His eyes mold maddening v......

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...Six months from now and it's curtains for me I'll crash through the barrier of 88 I'll officially be old and crotchety and senile Pablum after my morning pee Oh for the days had no trou......

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...Well, aren’t you a sight for sore EYES Off the top of my HEAD its been nearly two years Yes ,I have been keeping busy A FINGER in every pie that’s me It has been a bit of a struggle I did put......

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...4/25/22 Started before last October Going beyond Passover Pettiness and greed always gave off a bad odor I don't know if I'll ever have closure Rarely ever am I that sober For the longest t......

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...The bell rings, the computer freezes The chronic sneezes The bounced check Pain in the neck The oven doesn't work The guy at the store is a jerk The line too long This is all so wrong Can......

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...I'm new to this language; it baffles me so! With so many mysteries I wish to know: Why doesn't 'resolve' mean 'to solve it again'? And why are 'wise guys' not the same as 'wise men'? Why do......

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...Love is a pain in the neck It was an odd week of lovelornness he kept singing, “born to lose, and now I´m losing you.” Perhaps it was an Elvis Priestly song. He sighed a lot, but otherwise slep......

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...11/16/21 It's all good, even though my life ain't the best Another day ready to face what's next Against major threats Got to put in work and break a sweat Take a drink, light it up and eras......

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...I got bucked off a mule, a horse, an antelope and a kangaroo. I was so irritated I called my friends and gave them heck. I am sure some of them said to themselves “she’s a pain in the neck”. I did......

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...I got bucked off a mule, a horse, an antelope and a kangaroo. I was so irritated I called my friends and gave them heck. I am sure some of them said to themselves “she’s a pain in the neck”. I did......

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...Arty stuff No 1 An artist called 'Toulose' L'Autrec, Thought landscapes a pain in the neck, So he painted in bars, Drank Absinthe from jars, Which left him an absolute wreck!!......

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