Vampire Halloween Party

Wecome to the Vampire Halloween party Count Draculas and you'll see quite a few "You are my sunshine", plays in the background They all hate it, but that's nothing new A waiter made the mistake of asking Wouldn't steak be what you might desire Two vampires fainted and two flew away One ran and tripped and fell into the fire A cop got one passed out on the lawn Of drunk vampires he was the worst The cop said, "I need to take some blood" The vampire said, "Ok but I go first!" When she bats her eyes at a bat-chelor Obviously it was love at first bite For both it was a pain in the neck On a blood vessel they left in the night!