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Best Pain In The Neck Poems

Below are the all-time best Pain In The Neck poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of pain in the neck poems written by PoetrySoup members


Pain In The Neck
I'm very happy I found this site,
PoetrySoup.com is a lot of fun,
I spend so much time on the computer now
I have time for no other...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pain in the neck, art, computer-internet, friendship, health, on writing
Form: Bio



The 1st Television Misogynist
He was small and portly but their leader
didn't want anyone in the club being a cheater
with everyones full attention while seated
he reiterated his drastic thoughts...

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Categories: pain in the neck, humor, nostalgia,
Form: Light Verse
The trouble of my sister
Apologies to my sister whom I see now as a friend,
But this is how I saw you when I was ten
Carrying no worry or fear
Deeming...

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© Sarah P.  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pain in the neck, relationship, sister,
Form: ABC
Premium Member Retirement Of A Dear Old Friend
A dear old friend of mine of many years was retired the other day.
In many ways I'll miss my old pal more than words can...

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Categories: pain in the neck, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member It's Curtains For Me


Six months from now and it's curtains for me
I'll crash through the barrier of 80
I'll officially be old and crotchety and senile
Pablum after my morning...

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Categories: pain in the neck, life,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member POSTURE

Taxicab driver
Midnight rates apply;
Moonlight serenade


Tipsy bar crashers
Stepping out;
Cigarette break


Alcohol buffet
Free flow of beer;
Sorrows guzzled


Chit-chat combat
Happy hour banter;
Bartering progress


Too much stress
Nobody seems to know;
Things will be...

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Categories: pain in the neck, people,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Retirement Of A Dear Old Friend
A dear old friend of mine of many years was retired the other day.
In many ways I'll miss my pal more than words can say!
Alas,...

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Categories: pain in the neck, computer-internet, funnyold, computer, me, old,
Form: Rhyme



Pills Pills Pills
Headache? Pop some pills!
Fever or for any of your ills -
Sore throat? Running nose?
Backache? Joint pain?
Bad bowl moment? Sleeplessness?
Low libido? Birth control? Weight loss?
Feeling blue?...

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Categories: pain in the neck, life, pain,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Unquotable quotes: Olympic Antics - XXXIII
Unquotable quotes: Olympic Antics – XXXIII

Why do Judo-kas bother to wear anything at all since all they do is to try their very best to...

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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pain in the neck, character, dedication, humorous, international, sports, strength,
Form: Epigram
Can't Touch My Toes
Woke up this morning
With news headlines spawning
I do not know if it's winter yet
Because of old age I often forget
Got to realise how weird it...

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Categories: pain in the neck, age, allusion, body, celebration, change,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Vampire Halloween party
Wecome to the Vampire Halloween party
Count Draculas and you'll see quite a few
"You are my sunshine", plays in the background
They all hate it, but that's...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pain in the neck, fantasy, halloween, humorous, word play,
Form: Quatrain
Answer Me This
Pain in the arse
Pain in the neck
Neck with a bolt
Neck that’s been wrecked
Wrecked on the sands
Wrecked on the beach
Beach all the boats
Beach beyond reach
Reach for...

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Categories: pain in the neck, anger, angst, boyfriend, break up, emotions,
Form: Blitz
Jack The Ripper
I Jumped up suddenly out of my bed
With Jack the ripper spinning in my head
And the word cabinet kept floating in my bed
I had a...

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Categories: pain in the neck, america, angel, beautiful, culture, england, international,
Form: Narrative
TO MY PARENTS
You have given me
The most beautiful gift
That I have never expected...
...LIFE
You've offered me love, tender and affection
You've given me all that you posses
You are my...

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Categories: pain in the neck, caregiving, dedication, family, father, life, love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Adam Speaks to Eve
I was all alone
  When first I did roam
     Through our Paradise,
So I asked Him above
  For someone to...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pain in the neck, funnypain,
Form: Rhyme
Quite a piece of work
She’s like a boor or a yokel
who knows no boundaries
such a pain in the neck
that makes others suffer.

Her ways is irritating,
like in many instances
where collaboration...

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Categories: pain in the neck, angst, life, work, prayer, work, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Choosing ProLife Magazines
I was in Nazareth the other day
waiting for a visit with my acupuncture ecotherapist.

The waiting room is minimalist-zen, I suppose.
While waiting to be invited in...

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Categories: pain in the neck, beauty, destiny, earth, health, humor, life,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member Mandy the Outdoor Cat
Mandy, the outdoor cat, is black as night 
She can only be recognized in the daylight 

If you try to find her in the dark
You...

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Categories: pain in the neck, best friend, cat, nature, smart,
Form: Rhyme
I Stand Alone
I Stand Alone

As tempers flare, passion runs out of check,
And friendship threatens to come to a close.
They can sometimes be a pain in the neck,
And...

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Categories: pain in the neck, friendship
Form: Sonnet
14 minutes
the clock has begun ticking and in 14 minutes this 
piece will be over with you and i if we both decide
to accept it have...

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Categories: pain in the neck, life
Form: Free verse
WELL, EXCUSE ME
WELL,   EXCUSE    ME  


People don’t like me to say at parties that it’s such 
A waste  to throw...

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Categories: pain in the neck, philosophyme, me, planet,
Form: Free verse
Lassie
Timmy a bossy pain in the neck,
Lassie nudged him thinking what the heck,
Timmy fell in well,
Lassie feeling swell,
that is until it was time to get...

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Categories: pain in the neck, animal, humor,
Form: Limerick
Be More Pleasing
I was selfish and had to horde the Lord;

Because He was all that I could afford

Poems from Him started to write each day

For perfect relation...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: pain in the neck, encouraging,
Form: Couplet
Govan lass written in glesga slang
Am a lass fae Govan
There a wiz born n breid
When a wiz wee a wiz playing tig on the dykes
N a split ma poor wee...

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Categories: pain in the neck, adventure,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Flying
I am such a pain in the neck whenever I have to fly.
When the stewards and stewardesses see me coming
I know they all just want...

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Categories: pain in the neck, me, me,
Form: Rhyme