She Did Not Appreciate Her Pie

I got bucked off a mule, a horse, an antelope and a kangaroo. I was so irritated I called my friends and gave them heck. I am sure some of them said to themselves “she’s a pain in the neck”. I did not care, for frankly, I did not know what else to do. My stepmother yelled for me to hang up and get a life. She never did like me as much as she likes my sister Sue. I did not care; even she no longer makes me blue. I still wonder why Daddy married her; was there no other wife? I baked her a pie with nails, wallpaper paste and Elmer’s glue., But did she appreciate it? No, she did not even taste it! I did what any thirteen-year-old girl would do; I had a fit! And my Daddy ate it all up. He asked for seconds too!