Short Pain In The Neck Poems

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Premium Member In Ones Comfort Zone

the only place one size fits all ~ is the main aisle of the shopping mall 

well proportioned heavy or small ~ no pain in the neck if nine feet tall
Form: Monoku


Lassie

Timmy a bossy pain in the neck,
Lassie nudged him thinking what the heck,
Timmy fell in well,
Lassie feeling swell,
that is until it was time to get fed.






11-15-16
Form: Limerick

Arty Stuff No 1

Arty stuff No 1

An artist called 'Toulose' L'Autrec,
Thought landscapes a pain in the neck,
So he painted in bars,
Drank Absinthe from jars,
Which left him an absolute wreck!!
© Tim Riding  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Woe Is Me

Painful shoulder,
A pain in the neck,
Sore arms,
What the heck?
Chesty cough,
Swollen knee,
Aching joints,
Woe is me.
Runny nose,
It hurts to sneeze,
Enough is enough,
I'm begging, please.
Feeling nauseous,
Pounding head,
Lack of sleep,
I'm going back to bed.
Form: Rhyme

Life

The bell rings, the computer freezes
The chronic sneezes
The bounced check
Pain in the neck

The oven doesn't work
The guy at the store is a jerk
The line too long
This is all so wrong

Can't earn a dime
Frustrated all the time
These annoying devices
Such high prices!
© Lynn D.  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme


Love Is a Pain In the Neck

Love is a pain in the neck

It was an odd week of lovelornness
he kept singing, “born to lose, and now I´m losing you.”
Perhaps it was an Elvis Priestly song.
He sighed a lot, but otherwise slept well.
He had been a victim of his ego.
The song in his head finally disappeared,
there were
So, many beautiful girls around that summer.
He sometimes sang the song “blanket on the ground.”
Willy Nelson´s?
Does a sweet song beget love or is it love that begets?
a sweet song?
© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.

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