Short Pain In The Neck Poems
Short Pain In The Neck Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Pain In The Neck by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Pain In The Neck by length and keyword.
In Ones Comfort Zone
the only place one size fits all ~ is the main aisle of the shopping mall
well proportioned heavy or small ~ no pain in the neck if nine feet tall...
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Categories:
pain in the neck, humanity, humor, perspective,
Form:
Monoku
Lassie
Timmy a bossy pain in the neck,
Lassie nudged him thinking what the heck,
Timmy fell in well,
Lassie feeling swell,
that is until it was time to get fed.
11-15-16...
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Categories:
pain in the neck, animal, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Arty Stuff No 1
Arty stuff No 1
An artist called 'Toulose' L'Autrec,
Thought landscapes a pain in the neck,
So he painted in bars,
Drank Absinthe from jars,
Which left him an absolute wreck!!...
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Categories:
pain in the neck, art, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Hotter Than Heck
Written in the late 1970's
Updated on June 12, 2012
In the summer, a zebra exclaimed,
"That sweaty lion can keep his mane!
It's a pain 'round his neck
When he's hotter than heck.
My white stripes will reflect the sun's rays!"...
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Categories:
pain in the neck, animals, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Woe Is Me
Painful shoulder,
A pain in the neck,
Sore arms,
What the heck?
Chesty cough,
Swollen knee,
Aching joints,
Woe is me.
Runny nose,
It hurts to sneeze,
Enough is enough,
I'm begging, please.
Feeling nauseous,
Pounding head,
Lack of sleep,
I'm going back to bed....
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Categories:
pain in the neck, body, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
Does Anybuddy Know
so, seems to be highly debated as to what precise time did the chicken's brain put him on notice.that in a minute, I'm not going to be with you but I will pre-set some things with you, when you get a sharp pain round yo neck and you don't see me no more..run like hell buddy!...
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Categories:
pain in the neck, analogy, assonance, character,
Form:
Free verse
Life
The bell rings, the computer freezes
The chronic sneezes
The bounced check
Pain in the neck
The oven doesn't work
The guy at the store is a jerk
The line too long
This is all so wrong
Can't earn a dime
Frustrated all the time
These annoying devices
Such high prices!...
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Categories:
pain in the neck, confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
Daydreaming
Kickstart the creation of abstract art
Slow play the haze in a wandering day
Drip coffee with hints of toffee
Beach bum take your pick and strum
Careless pain from a neck strain
Light pelting from clouds melting
Rhythmic waves dig sandcastle graves
Strangers stroll with a glance so droll
Horizon anonymous with sea synonymous
Lost in time chasing an elusive rhyme
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Categories:
pain in the neck, beach, dream,
Form:
Free verse
A Delicate Cry
The immense joy is momentarily blurred by a block of pain to the neck.Your silent presence shortly follows.
The silence causing sudden concern, when moments later your elegant cry fills the ears of those around.
Three takes the place of two and any sense of void is filled with the delicate smell of milk. Your sleepy presence causing quite a stur.
Vulnerable yet undoubtbly brave, your little spirit; giant and grand.
A tiny fingerprint, touching our hearts....
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Categories:
pain in the neck, angel, appreciation, baby, beautiful, blessing, child, creation,
Form:
Ode
Love Is a Pain In the Neck
Love is a pain in the neck
It was an odd week of lovelornness
he kept singing, “born to lose, and now I´m losing you.”
Perhaps it was an Elvis Priestly song.
He sighed a lot, but otherwise slept well.
He had been a victim of his ego.
The song in his head finally disappeared,
there were
So, many beautiful girls around that summer.
He sometimes sang the song “blanket on the ground.”
Willy Nelson´s?
Does a sweet song beget love or is it love that begets?
a sweet song?...
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Categories:
pain in the neck, best friend, dream, funny,
Form:
Blank verse