Paddy Wagon Poems - Poems about Paddy Wagon

..."What sort of world be home to those who goes about judging all souls of what they do be right or wrong and how'd they know of this-and-that be bad or good be alsoooo, true lest they were t......Read the rest...

...newly deceased ghost lit his own caustic farts wearing aluminum kitty cat ears with red jeweled hearts our resident wild man Count Dracula laughed as wisconsin cheese's weird math wizard graphed ......Read the rest...

...cops undercover, officers chasing, apprehending, shooting arrest, paddy wagon, notorious, lawless stealing, fleeing, plundering masked, armed ......Read the rest...

...Unsolved criminal mystery...modest prevarication Found yours truly a grateful dead head convenient scapegoat dejure Norristown police officers fingerprinted me for casual postal employment ......Read the rest...

...Hot. Hot. Hot. It’s so hot out here, I’m taking off all me clothes. Gonna connect it to the tap And got under a cold hose. I jiggle my bits about, Which is not a pretty sight. But it is my own......Read the rest...

... It’s skin deep evident, being black is an inherent crime It doesn’t matter whether we peacefully stand our ground, or be siren subservient — Hands in the air, knees bent We g......Read the rest...

... Les C. Moore be virally, virtual plea coming black enamel blu tooth with the plain, pandemic ghetto pain truth Les C. what’s goin’ on with the lophodont latest, lamentable siren news......Read the rest...

...This new invention was very unique. Both evil and efficient it solved a few problems. It’s the mobile death van. They’re nothing special to look at. A normal paddy wagon based on a minibus. ......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: ah me go march'n home on derange) I'll play the devil's advocate, yet prepare a stance with pitchfork against misinterpreted faux attempt to describe, how whet d......Read the rest...

...Sometimes I feel like Elvis' daddy The voice of a rock star, a sexy laddie But then I wake up And scream “WHAT!” Soon they'll send for a wagon called paddy......Read the rest...

...On one bright and sunny morning, verses a dark and stormy night, of course! Dragon stood at ‘The Dragon and Sheriff Statue’, in the Mayhem Falls Park. Dragon pondered, should he put a mustache on t......Read the rest...

...The days were getting long, and the Fourth of July was coming up, soon. With the City Park clean, a better raise might come, so very long over due. The Sheriff of Crazyland was cleaning pigeon poo,......Read the rest...

...Dragon had an amazingly, very bad day. As only a baby Dragon can, you may say… He woke up so very early, at barely the crack of dawn… So hungry, he ate all the food he could find, with a yawn. W......Read the rest...

...Don’t walk on the grass, no sleeping on the bench Well if this don’t throw in that old monkey wrench What was it bothering? Since no one else was here Just old Hank and his stogie and his warm bot......Read the rest...

...the rain fell outside dogs and cats Sunday was late in coming rolled over in bed played dead until a red long haired cat named Fred sat on my head and my face turned red then a stray mangy ......Read the rest...