You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is quite vital
It's coz so many smarts
Are bursting us apart
So our extra smarts are stored in our brain walls
OVERWEIGHT SANTA
Father Christmas had been overfed
And could barely fit onto the sled.
When he reached the first flue,
Far too fat to squeeze through,
He made Rudolph go down it instead
27th November 2022
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You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is quite vital
It's coz so many smarts
Are bursting us apart
So our extra is stored in our outer walls
Please, continue with your exercise
To sensibly check your goddamned size
And profitably win A Painless Prize:
For The Sport Body Ounce must not rise;
For contests a loss The Bone dries
And no blunders in the end seem wise…
Please, continue to watch overweight
That could make Coveted Prizes wait
And Expected Honors arrive late
And you leave in melancholic state…
In Boxing make you A Punching Bag,
Fellow The Rival to along drag;
Blows keep landing on, until you sag
And the floor wipe with: A Piteous Rag!
Please, Exercises, not Slimming Pills
Yes, Exercises with Honest Thrills!
not me
oh gee
big size
no prize
no sweets
no treats
pants tight
a_rse fight
butt shakes
earth quakes
milk duds
thick blood
chair broke
much coke
scale wrong
ding dong
whipped cream
their dream
much cheese
dress squeeze
big house
fat spouse
wide thighs
no guys
bed broke
blame bloke
tight dress
big mess
September 27, 2020
2:45pm PST
Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse
Of a stunning young lady, classified as a nymph
A glorious image
Playing the fiddle
An overweight statue with a protruding plinth
A bulging belly balefully belies
the vanished vigour of youth;
happens to most of us.
- - - - - - - - - - -
19 November 2018
Pardon me but have you seen an overweight vampire pass by this way within the last couple thousand years?
Come to think of it, I've never seen a fat vampire
It's not like they get a lot of exercise
Laying around all day in their own grave
You would think they'd a bit larger in size
I mean don't they ever get hungry
So hungry they say they could die
That's hard as the walking dead with no lives left
Bet they'd love if blood came deep Southern fried
Do they prefer meat eaters over vegetarians
Do they like their veins to be grain feed
Or they picky or not with the choices they've got
And would they settle for whatever is left
It'd be nice if they could at least enjoy desert
Maybe a slice of Red Velvet cake
With icing so cold, matching their dead empty soul
And red of course for reds bloody sake
Yes, all the vampires I know are skinny minnies
Could be cause they only know how drink
I find it kind of cruel as all they can do is drool
Watching as living sit there and eat
You aren't overweight,
absolutely not.
Heat expands,
You're not fat, You're Hot.
I’m
on two
diets now,
as there’s just
not enough
food on
one
yorkie porky doggie door squeeze
By Eve Roper 10/17/2014
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