Overweight Poems - Poems about Overweight

I never said you were fat. ,,Mhm, no, not at all" No, really, I said you are just *built stronger*. ,,yeah built stronger" ---------------------------------- ,,Don't eat additional food in kindergarten" ,,Eat slower, it's not healthy like you do" ,,The doctor said you weight to much" ,,Just 60? C'mon the last time you weight yourself was yesterday ,,Eat the...

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You're probably wondering about the title So explaining the meaning is quite vital It's coz so many smarts Are bursting us apart So our extra smarts are stored in our brain walls...

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OVERWEIGHT SANTA Father Christmas had been overfed And could barely fit onto the sled. When he reached the first flue, Far too fat to squeeze through, He made Rudolph go down it instead 27th November 2022 A Funny Christmas Or December Holiday Limerick Contest Sponsor - Tania Kitchin...

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You're probably wondering about the title So explaining the meaning is quite vital It's coz so many smarts Are bursting us apart So our extra is stored in our outer walls...

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Please, continue with your exercise To sensibly check your goddamned size And profitably win A Painless Prize: For The Sport Body Ounce must not rise; For contests a loss The Bone dries And no blunders in the end seem wise… Please, continue to watch overweight That could make Coveted Prizes wait And Expected Honors arrive late And you leave in melancholic state… In Boxing...

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not me oh gee big size  no prize no sweets no treats pants tight a_rse fight butt shakes earth quakes milk duds thick blood chair broke much coke scale wrong ding dong whipped cream their dream much cheese dress squeeze big house fat spouse wide thighs no guys  bed broke blame bloke tight dress  big mess          September 27, 2020        ...

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Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse Of a stunning young lady, classified as a nymph A glorious image Playing the fiddle An overweight statue with a protruding plinth...

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A bulging belly balefully belies the vanished vigour of youth; happens to most of us. - - - - - - - - - - - 19 November 2018...

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Pardon me but have you seen an overweight vampire pass by this way within the last couple thousand years? Come to think of it, I've never seen a fat vampire It's not like they get a lot of exercise Laying around all day in their own grave You would think they'd a bit larger in size I mean don't...

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You aren't overweight, absolutely not. Heat expands, You're not fat, You're Hot....

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I’m on two diets now, as there’s just not enough food on one...

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yorkie porky doggie door squeeze By Eve Roper 10/17/2014...

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Eat me Fat free...

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