Panagiota Romios Poet Footle

Overweight Footles

not me
oh gee


big size 
no prize


no sweets
no treats


pants tight
a_rse fight


butt shakes
earth quakes


milk duds
thick blood


chair broke
much coke


scale wrong
ding dong


whipped cream
their dream


much cheese
dress squeeze


big house
fat spouse


wide thighs
no guys 


bed broke
blame bloke


tight dress 
big mess


    
            September 27, 2020
                  2:45pm PST

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Emilia James September 28, 2020 at 2:43 PM this made me chuckle, great fun footle really enjoyed, fav for me, Emilia : ) Panagiota Romios September 28, 2020 at 2:53 PM Oh, thank you for FAVINg this. Silly for sure! My eyes need a rest. Ouch....will swim across the pond and read you later. Tea and biscuits, please? It's quite a long swim.lol Pangie xx

Caren Krutsinger September 28, 2020 at 11:15 AM "butt shakes, earth quakes" - this was my favorite part! Panagiota Romios September 28, 2020 at 11:54 AM Thank Caren...I laughed as well. Pangie xxx

John Watt September 28, 2020 at 10:34 AM I have been having such fun watching you blossom into a footle pro! Any waist watcher should appreciate these. I liked the "Butt shakes / earth quakes" and "Bed broke / blame bloke" ones the best. Going over now to read your other ones. Hugs ~ John John Watt September 29, 2020 at 12:39 AM I took your advice and played around with some baseball footles today - fun! Panagiota Romios September 28, 2020 at 10:44 AM John, thank you...I am such a klutz at limericks. I hope to get much better at these and funnier. I am with you on the two you chose. I have had people of "large girth" break kitchen chairs! The teen ones were a kick to write. Ah~ those days...special poem coming later. More teenage memories.Ah, love. Thanks John. Pangie xx

Lindsay Laurie September 27, 2020 at 9:46 PM G’day Panagiota … really enjoyed your fun footles. I can imagine blaming the scales or clothes shrinking in the wash - thank you Panagiota - Lindsay Panagiota Romios September 27, 2020 at 9:55 PM Lindsay, I was in the weight loss industry for years... The denials of the cause are endless indeed. Here's a clue. Plate too big...fork keeps shoveling food into mouth. I have seen people lose weight and keep it off. That would be me amongst millions who have. The funniest one..I had a large Puzza and a diet coke? ROFLMAO. THANKS, PANGIE JUST POSTED TEENAGE FOOTLES...pls read them? Thanks, Pangie

Darlene De Beaulieu September 27, 2020 at 4:01 PM Hello Panagiota, this is a wonderful poem. Hugs Darlene xxx-oooo. Darlene De Beaulieu September 28, 2020 at 5:23 AM Hello Panagiota, I do like this poem PanagiotaI will read your poetry later. Hugs Darlene xxx-oooo. Panagiota Romios September 27, 2020 at 4:10 PM I love this for as some do. Posting another, Later. Glad you liked. Thank you for erasing me. You dont know how much this helps me Hugs, Pangiexxx

Tom Cunningham September 27, 2020 at 2:48 PM Lockdown is too blame for our tight clothes lol. Tom Panagiota Romios September 27, 2020 at 2:58 PM Good one' Tom. You are an active guy, though from what you told me. Walking everyday for a mile works wonders. I used to do that Daiky and I was a runner too. Those days are over, Sniff sniff. Pangie xx