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Overweight Footles

not me oh gee big size no prize no sweets no treats pants tight a_rse fight butt shakes earth quakes milk duds thick blood chair broke much coke scale wrong ding dong whipped cream their dream much cheese dress squeeze big house fat spouse wide thighs no guys bed broke blame bloke tight dress big mess September 27, 2020 2:45pm PST

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Emilia James

Date: 9/28/2020 2:43:00 PM

this made me chuckle, great fun footle really enjoyed, fav for me, Emilia : )

Panagiota Romios
Date: 9/28/2020 2:53:00 PM

Oh, thank you for FAVINg this. Silly for sure! My eyes need a rest. Ouch....will swim across the pond and read you later. Tea and biscuits, please? It's quite a long swim.lol Pangie xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 9/28/2020 11:15:00 AM

"butt shakes, earth quakes" - this was my favorite part!

Panagiota Romios
Date: 9/28/2020 11:54:00 AM

Thank Caren...I laughed as well. Pangie xxx

John Watt

Date: 9/28/2020 10:34:00 AM

I have been having such fun watching you blossom into a footle pro! Any waist watcher should appreciate these. I liked the "Butt shakes / earth quakes" and "Bed broke / blame bloke" ones the best. Going over now to read your other ones. Hugs ~ John

John Watt
Date: 9/29/2020 12:39:00 AM

I took your advice and played around with some baseball footles today - fun!

Panagiota Romios
Date: 9/28/2020 10:44:00 AM

John, thank you...I am such a klutz at limericks. I hope to get much better at these and funnier. I am with you on the two you chose. I have had people of "large girth" break kitchen chairs! The teen ones were a kick to write. Ah~ those days...special poem coming later. More teenage memories.Ah, love. Thanks John. Pangie xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 9/27/2020 9:46:00 PM

G’day Panagiota … really enjoyed your fun footles. I can imagine blaming the scales or clothes shrinking in the wash - thank you Panagiota - Lindsay

Panagiota Romios
Date: 9/27/2020 9:55:00 PM

Lindsay, I was in the weight loss industry for years... The denials of the cause are endless indeed. Here's a clue. Plate too big...fork keeps shoveling food into mouth. I have seen people lose weight and keep it off. That would be me amongst millions who have. The funniest one..I had a large Puzza and a diet coke? ROFLMAO. THANKS, PANGIE JUST POSTED TEENAGE FOOTLES...pls read them? Thanks, Pangie

Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 9/27/2020 4:01:00 PM

Hello Panagiota, this is a wonderful poem. Hugs Darlene xxx-oooo.

Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 9/28/2020 5:23:00 AM

Hello Panagiota, I do like this poem PanagiotaI will read your poetry later. Hugs Darlene xxx-oooo.

Panagiota Romios
Date: 9/27/2020 4:10:00 PM

I love this for as some do. Posting another, Later. Glad you liked. Thank you for erasing me. You dont know how much this helps me Hugs, Pangiexxx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 9/27/2020 2:48:00 PM

Lockdown is too blame for our tight clothes lol. Tom

Panagiota Romios
Date: 9/27/2020 2:58:00 PM

Good one' Tom. You are an active guy, though from what you told me. Walking everyday for a mile works wonders. I used to do that Daiky and I was a runner too. Those days are over, Sniff sniff. Pangie xx