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Excitement building in anticipation
last night when getting dressed
late for a date and in a hurry
yet hoping to look my best
but in a flurry had to scurry
not paying close attention
when doing up my tight blue jeans
tho' it bears not repeated mention
I now know what misery means
zipped the zip fastener sadly far too fast
and not wearing a

CAT DOG OUCH-

cat hisses at dog
dog retaliates growls at
the fending purring


07/14/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2025©

Cobblestone Are You Talking?

each Cobblestone makes up the road
ouch from your very sharp high heel shoes

Things My Child Said

It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he could not see.
Soon, he called out with words that completely shook me,
"Mom, it washed red and sore, please come kiss my pee-pee."

Shopping, strolling him down the grocery store aisle
where female

Ouch

it wasn't a pretty sight
extreme sun exposure
turned his skin a vibrant hue
somewhere on the spectrum
not quite painful blue



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Major Ouch

I became a victim of the/
Government Psychic/
Operations Program/
With radionic and psionic technology/
The voice to skull is torture/
But, they can't break me/
They tell me to confess/
I refuse, I never done that/
They body possess me/
I will not give in/
They squeeze my liver/
They squeeze my organs/
Telling me to confess/
To things I never done/
I refuse to let them/
Silence and

Ouch! A Crazy Day Out

so walking through the forest
out walking on a walk
passing tree after tree after tree
then a tree showed me its bark
interesting I thought
and so too did my dog
who excitedly barked back
we had a crazy crazy walk
the tree and my dog had a talk

Ouch!

I climbed a tree
And sat on a bee.
It stung me.

ouch!

Ouch
what a low blow
ouch
like never before
ouch
my heart broke
ouch
my hope dropped.

Ouch
I close my eyes
ouch
I'm bleeding inside
ouch
I don't know why
ouch
I wanna cry...

Jessica 

Ouch

Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a medal

Ouch

OUCH

A black cat crossed my path as I walked under a ladder on Friday the 13th.

John G. Lawless
©1/13/2023

Ho Ho Ho Ouch

Santa went down a chimney in Twin Creeks
Now sadly he can't sit down for two weeks 
Because what he didn't know
Was the embers were aglow
Giving him third degree burns on both cheeks.




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Written on 14th November 2022

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It's Worth It All

IT'S WORTH IT ALL
He carves and sands where I am rough
And smooths those corners down
And “ouch” it often hurts, I say
As His tools go all around
And yet I know that when He's through
No more a 'plaint I'll make
E'n though it may hurt at times
I know it's for my sake
Sometimes if I had tried to live
In

So You Say

Do you say "Ouch" when you're all by yourself
   and there's no one to hear the pain?
Do you say "Oops!" when you're there all alone
   and you know the wine's gonna stain?
Do you say "I love you" when she walks in the door
   though you're actually hot for Sharlene?
Do

Ouch

I'm so strong, never hurt due to popular belief,
Yet total anguish hide's just underneath.

I can't even explain, I wouldn't know where to begin,
But a lifetime of pain lie's just under my skin.

Hurt is something that I've had to get use to,
I'm lost, I'm tired and I'm broken, with no idea what i am to do.

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