Ouch Poems - Poems about Ouch

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again - updated Steely Dan sing queen (me) outdid himself on sixtieth anniversary after Grahame Wood determined to meet the evolving needs of the communi......Read the rest...

...I used to jump from aeroplanes Naked With nothing But a parachute A prayer And a pair of Doc Marten boots I've landed in some strange places Once in a chair Once or twice in the mud A Woma......Read the rest...

...So much effort goes into feeling well...Man, I’m exhausted! There’s nausea from supplements, the squeak and throb, Just One More Rep!~ exercising… Man, I’m exhausted! As......Read the rest...

...I have always been a fan of Kung Fu and Brue Lee I so wanted to Learn the art and looked around for lessons But although I travelled far and wide I found none not one for me Disheartened that in......Read the rest...

...I disclose that I Have regular appointments For a needle in my eye A thing I dread And I'm afraid of most Is when I see that Javelin Getting close It hurts so much I want to die And lik......Read the rest...

...Resolved was I to exercise, To utmost try to slenderize. From flabby bod I'd poundage peel To Grecian god beneath reveal. But soon my straining torso frail Becomes complaining, moaning male......Read the rest...

... James Dean Bob Marley, a Valentines Hunter on a Harley, ties his horse hog down, enters the house saloon of get "lucky" town, Offers im......Read the rest...

... when wolf boy accused his pack of lies ~ the alpha male tore at his eyes beta shook her head and wouldn’t take sides ~ omega stayed in disguise the moral goes further and simply implies ~ k......Read the rest...

...I swam in the sea What a boring day to be a fish, The water is murky and dark A fish..a treat.. It was like finding a rainbow on a stormy day, I pushed so fast, the snack didn’t leave, what a st......Read the rest...

...He's an elder now so don't dare forget. He has special needs and they need to be met.. Always been a hot boy so keep the thermostat down, or he'll gulp too much water and in urine you'll drown.. ......Read the rest...

...they streaked past us so fast I was not sure who was in the lead that's my granddaughter and her puppy explained my neighbor, Mrs. Sneed. They never stopped running throughout the house, even ......Read the rest...

...they streaked past us so fast I was not sure who was in the lead that's my granddaughter and her puppy explained my neighbor, Mrs. Sneed. They never stopped running throughout the house, even ......Read the rest...

...Do I go left or right? Do I just think on a plight? It’s a wonder Through the darkness needing understanding Embracing the tears through fear When Can and Maybe preserver The mind questions Th......Read the rest...

... These days a bride’s white wedding gown is for show only; and why not, the groom’s already been shown and done everything else he ought not.......Read the rest...

...I was sitting on my lawn chair And while brushing off my pants I noticed inside some crinkled wrinkles There were two little, tiny red ants I thought to brush them off of me But I just wa......Read the rest...