Ouch Poems - Poems about Ouch

...All quiet on the western front: The rest, in bed, still sleeping. Then, audibly, I hear a grunt; The neck hairs start their creeping. Then springing up from on the couch To do a full room swee......Read More

...Pussy cat pussy cat Your growls and your yowls Your calls and your mauls Patting me down Making me into a nest Your jaws and your claws Ouch pussy cat!......Read More

...I thought we were the luckiest family in the world. We have been blessed with a big hunk of love. He protects us, entertains us, obeys us (and disobeys us when he really feels the need). Individua......Read More

..."she has stars in her eyes” I heard it, but I did not understand it. Makes as much sense to me as milking a frog. Or kicking the moon or diving into a tree. Stars in her hair I could understand......Read More

... i ran a c r o s s a neighbor's flat just to borrow some sugar, in return, i got served too much salt; o......Read More

...Captain kuni-lemel graduate strikes again Even when iron not red hot, I implement non customary quarks regarding foreigner rather cold as ice namely delinquent outsize credit card debt mand......Read More

... the snow was falling ... the wind blowing it in drifts ... here and there and it was real cold oh, gosh that snow was bad but pretty like a winter wonder......Read More

...OUCH A black cat crossed my path as I walked under a ladder on Friday the 13th. John G. Lawless ©1/13/2023 ......Read More

... It is friendship not courtship, oh no! Who made this? Mteww(sigh) common, let make this a memory. I know all days are memories, but with fantasy, ouch! Can I say, I may but I won't, Stop painti......Read More

... Like Rip Van Winkle, she confronted a new world; Hers was one of commonplace and acceptability, not exceptional nor eager for excellence. Remember when bacon packs were a pound, and diesel ......Read More

...Philip's aunt is not flippant! But Adam's aunt is Adamant! Comfort is on chair, And she is comfortable, How so when she is not Mensiah, Faso? Oh wow! So Denis can be dentist, Ahh... and Alber......Read More

...Google has replaced my doctor now. I try to get up and my back screams YOW! I have to think about it, every move is an ouch. I want to climb back into my mother’s safe pouch. But she is safely ......Read More

... Santa went down a chimney in Twin Creeks Now sadly he can't sit down for two weeks Because what he didn't know Was the embers were aglow Giving him third degree burns on both cheeks....Read More

...follow this bridge to the other side there is a world there where a troll can hide you can keep your nudity, so enjoy the walk. be aware of things overhead that squawk optimistic troll loved cr......Read More

... There's this little Angel I love so much I want to have her But she seems not to notice my green light I tried my best to win her heart But all my efforts collapsed like twenty five sto......Read More