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Your Favorite Short Christmas Poem- Old Or New Poetry Contest . Sponsored By Andrea Dietrich

Santa went down a chimney in Twin Creeks Now sadly he can't sit down for two weeks Because what he didn't know Was the embers were aglow Giving him third degree burns on both cheeks. A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest Written on 14th November 2022 Sponsored by Tania Kitchin Syllables checked on how many syllables .Com

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Valsa George

Date: 12/22/2023 9:46:00 PM

Ouch, so sorry for Santa ! Hilarious dear friend. Congratulations on your top win.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/22/2023 11:05:00 PM

Thank you very much Valsa, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Ho ho ho. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/22/2023 3:34:00 PM

Hahaha Tom. Back with another congratulations! ;) :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/22/2023 8:10:00 PM

Thank you again Linda, humour stands the test of time, ho ho ho. Merry Christmas to you. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/22/2023 1:29:00 PM

It's a rerun for me, but funny as ever. Congrats.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/22/2023 1:55:00 PM

Thank you very much Andrea, glad you enjoyed it second time round, thanks too for hosting. Merry Christmas.. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/26/2022 7:18:00 AM

Hahaha Tom. Congratulations on your win! :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/26/2022 8:56:00 AM

Thank you very much for your congrats Linda, im pleased that you enjoyed the humour. Have a lovely weekend. Tom

I Am Anaya

Date: 11/25/2022 1:46:00 PM

Congratulations on your placement, Tom! You think Santa would get it by now, stay away from the chimneys!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/25/2022 1:50:00 PM

Thank you very much for your congrats Anaya, his mind wasn't on the job as he'd been drinking heavily lol. Tom

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 11/25/2022 6:28:00 AM

Congrats, Tom. Honored to share First Place with you! Bob H

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/25/2022 1:52:00 PM

Thank you very much for your congrats Bob, it's a great feeling to be in such company of talented poets. Tom

Terry Miller

Date: 11/25/2022 12:32:00 AM

Very Funny! Congratulations.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/25/2022 1:05:00 AM

Thank you very much for your congrats Terry, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Ann Peck

Date: 11/24/2022 4:08:00 PM

Very funny, Tom! Congratulations!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/24/2022 6:31:00 PM

Thank you very much Ann, I'm pleased that you enjoyed it. Tom

Connie Pachecho

Date: 11/24/2022 11:33:00 AM

Tom, this is the best one

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/24/2022 12:09:00 PM

Thank you very much Connie, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Happy Thanksgiving. Tom

Terry Flood

Date: 11/24/2022 10:45:00 AM

I guess it was worth the roasted chestnuts to earn you this win. Congrats, Tom. Terry

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/24/2022 12:08:00 PM

Lol, thanks Terry, can just see him sitting in the snow with clouds of steam. Tom

Janice Canerdy

Date: 11/24/2022 10:30:00 AM

I'm back with a BIG congrats, Tom. Janice

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/24/2022 12:04:00 PM

Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Janice, hope your thanksgiving celebrations are going well.. Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 11/24/2022 10:17:00 AM

Tom, a cute and funny one, congratulations on your first place win!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/24/2022 10:23:00 AM

Thank you very much for your congrats Tania and also for hosting the contest. Hope you're enjoying your thanksgiving celebrations. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/24/2022 9:48:00 AM

GREAT job with the humor, Tom. Congrats on your awesome win.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/24/2022 10:22:00 AM

Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Andrea, hope you're having a lovely thanksgiving. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 11/23/2022 8:35:00 AM

LOLOL. Good one Tom. laf

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/23/2022 8:51:00 AM

Thank you very much Linda, glad you enjoyed it. Happy Thanksgiving. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 11/18/2022 10:51:00 AM

I'm certain this poem will come tops - a good laugh, such thoughtless people! Well penned Tom. Blessings, Jennifer

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/18/2022 11:01:00 AM

Thank you very much Jennifer, my mom always made sure our coal fire was out before we went to bed lol Tom

Charles Messina

Date: 11/17/2022 3:27:00 AM

LOL...poor Santa. One would think by now Santa would be wearing a fire-proof suit. Great Lim, Tom. Best wishes in the contest! Hope all is well...Charlie

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/17/2022 6:21:00 AM

Thank you very much Charlie, he should have thrown some snow down the chimney first lol. All good here and hope you are too. Tom

Robert Gorelick

Date: 11/16/2022 12:25:00 PM

Tom, this might go "down" as a winner and win in the "end" my friend, Robert!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/16/2022 1:17:00 PM

Lol thanks Robert, he's got a year to get well again. Tom

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/16/2022 12:02:00 PM

very well done, my friend!!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/16/2022 12:04:00 PM

Thank you very much Andrea, im happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 11/16/2022 10:55:00 AM

So funny, Tom: Poor Santa: Who will drive the reindeer? You gave me a good chuckle this afternoon. SuZ

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/16/2022 11:10:00 AM

Thank you very much Suz, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Joanna Daniel

Date: 11/15/2022 7:23:00 PM

Ooh! A painful one for Santa:) funny one, Tom:)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2022 11:24:00 PM

Thank you very much Jo, it certainly was Jo, next time he'll pack a fire extinguisher lol. Tom

David Kavanagh

Date: 11/15/2022 12:20:00 PM

Sunburn on both cheeks is sore enough Tom, but sitting on hot embers is much too painful to contemplate, great one for the contest, it’s hotting up nicely, cheers David

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2022 1:00:00 PM

Thank you very much David, been caught out many times falling asleep in the sun, much wiser now lol. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 11/15/2022 10:05:00 AM

Poor Santa. I enjoyed reading this one today. Thank you for sharing and for dropping by my blog. Sara

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2022 10:33:00 AM

Thank you Sara, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 11/15/2022 3:03:00 AM

Funny, Tom Just loved it.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/15/2022 3:35:00 AM

Thank you very much Victor, no fun for Santa though lol. Tom

Valsa George

Date: 11/14/2022 7:29:00 PM

This is so funny dear Tom.... ! So sad that Santa got burned on his 'cheeks'.... All the Best in the contest, friend .

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2022 11:23:00 PM

Thank you very much Valsa, an occupational hazard that comes with his job unfortunately lol. Tom

Arlo Parker

Date: 11/14/2022 7:14:00 PM

Mental visual of the position Santa must have been in! Pretzel stuffed in a tube!! Yowza!! Winner winner chicken dinner, Tom. ~;o)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 11/14/2022 11:22:00 PM

Lol thanks Arlo, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom