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Your Favorite Short Christmas Poem- Old Or New Poetry Contest . Sponsored By Andrea Dietrich

 

 

Ho Ho Ho Ouch

Santa went down a chimney in Twin Creeks
Now sadly he can't sit down for two weeks 
Because what he didn't know
Was the embers were aglow
Giving him third degree burns on both cheeks.




 A Fun Holiday Limerick Poetry Contest

Written on 14th November 2022

Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

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Alesia Leach October 16, 2024 at 2:57 PM Roflmao! That was so Funny! You write some great limericks. Tom Cunningham October 18, 2024 at 12:52 AM Thank you very much Alesia, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Hope you're keeping well. Tom

Valsa George December 22, 2023 at 9:46 PM Ouch, so sorry for Santa ! Hilarious dear friend. Congratulations on your top win. Tom Cunningham December 22, 2023 at 11:05 PM Thank you very much Valsa, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Ho ho ho. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler December 22, 2023 at 3:34 PM Hahaha Tom. Back with another congratulations! ;) :) Tom Cunningham December 22, 2023 at 8:10 PM Thank you again Linda, humour stands the test of time, ho ho ho. Merry Christmas to you. Tom

Andrea Dietrich December 22, 2023 at 1:29 PM It's a rerun for me, but funny as ever. Congrats. Tom Cunningham December 22, 2023 at 1:55 PM Thank you very much Andrea, glad you enjoyed it second time round, thanks too for hosting. Merry Christmas.. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler November 26, 2022 at 7:18 AM Hahaha Tom. Congratulations on your win! :) Tom Cunningham November 26, 2022 at 8:56 AM Thank you very much for your congrats Linda, im pleased that you enjoyed the humour. Have a lovely weekend. Tom

I Am Anaya November 25, 2022 at 1:46 PM Congratulations on your placement, Tom! You think Santa would get it by now, stay away from the chimneys! Tom Cunningham November 25, 2022 at 1:50 PM Thank you very much for your congrats Anaya, his mind wasn't on the job as he'd been drinking heavily lol. Tom

Robert L. Hinshaw November 25, 2022 at 6:28 AM Congrats, Tom. Honored to share First Place with you! Bob H Tom Cunningham November 25, 2022 at 1:52 PM Thank you very much for your congrats Bob, it's a great feeling to be in such company of talented poets. Tom

Terry Miller November 25, 2022 at 12:32 AM Very Funny! Congratulations. Tom Cunningham November 25, 2022 at 1:05 AM Thank you very much for your congrats Terry, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Ann Peck November 24, 2022 at 4:08 PM Very funny, Tom! Congratulations! Tom Cunningham November 24, 2022 at 6:31 PM Thank you very much Ann, I'm pleased that you enjoyed it. Tom

Connie Pachecho November 24, 2022 at 11:33 AM Tom, this is the best one Tom Cunningham November 24, 2022 at 12:09 PM Thank you very much Connie, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Happy Thanksgiving. Tom

Terry Flood November 24, 2022 at 10:45 AM I guess it was worth the roasted chestnuts to earn you this win. Congrats, Tom. Terry Tom Cunningham November 24, 2022 at 12:08 PM Lol, thanks Terry, can just see him sitting in the snow with clouds of steam. Tom

Janice Canerdy November 24, 2022 at 10:30 AM I'm back with a BIG congrats, Tom. Janice Tom Cunningham November 24, 2022 at 12:04 PM Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Janice, hope your thanksgiving celebrations are going well.. Tom

Tania Kitchin November 24, 2022 at 10:17 AM Tom, a cute and funny one, congratulations on your first place win! Tom Cunningham November 24, 2022 at 10:23 AM Thank you very much for your congrats Tania and also for hosting the contest. Hope you're enjoying your thanksgiving celebrations. Tom

Andrea Dietrich November 24, 2022 at 9:48 AM GREAT job with the humor, Tom. Congrats on your awesome win. Tom Cunningham November 24, 2022 at 10:22 AM Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Andrea, hope you're having a lovely thanksgiving. Tom

Linda Alice Fowler November 23, 2022 at 8:35 AM LOLOL. Good one Tom. laf Tom Cunningham November 23, 2022 at 8:51 AM Thank you very much Linda, glad you enjoyed it. Happy Thanksgiving. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos November 18, 2022 at 10:51 AM I'm certain this poem will come tops - a good laugh, such thoughtless people! Well penned Tom. Blessings, Jennifer Tom Cunningham November 18, 2022 at 11:01 AM Thank you very much Jennifer, my mom always made sure our coal fire was out before we went to bed lol Tom

Charles Messina November 17, 2022 at 3:27 AM LOL...poor Santa. One would think by now Santa would be wearing a fire-proof suit. Great Lim, Tom. Best wishes in the contest! Hope all is well...Charlie Tom Cunningham November 17, 2022 at 6:21 AM Thank you very much Charlie, he should have thrown some snow down the chimney first lol. All good here and hope you are too. Tom

Robert Gorelick November 16, 2022 at 12:25 PM Tom, this might go "down" as a winner and win in the "end" my friend, Robert! Tom Cunningham November 16, 2022 at 1:17 PM Lol thanks Robert, he's got a year to get well again. Tom

Andrea Dietrich November 16, 2022 at 12:02 PM very well done, my friend!! Tom Cunningham November 16, 2022 at 12:04 PM Thank you very much Andrea, im happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Suzanne Delaney November 16, 2022 at 10:55 AM So funny, Tom: Poor Santa: Who will drive the reindeer? You gave me a good chuckle this afternoon. SuZ Tom Cunningham November 16, 2022 at 11:10 AM Thank you very much Suz, I'm happy you enjoyed the humour. Hope your week is going well. Tom

Joanna Daniel November 15, 2022 at 7:23 PM Ooh! A painful one for Santa:) funny one, Tom:) Tom Cunningham November 15, 2022 at 11:24 PM Thank you very much Jo, it certainly was Jo, next time he'll pack a fire extinguisher lol. Tom

David Kavanagh November 15, 2022 at 12:20 PM Sunburn on both cheeks is sore enough Tom, but sitting on hot embers is much too painful to contemplate, great one for the contest, it’s hotting up nicely, cheers David Tom Cunningham November 15, 2022 at 1:00 PM Thank you very much David, been caught out many times falling asleep in the sun, much wiser now lol. Tom

Sara Kendrick November 15, 2022 at 10:05 AM Poor Santa. I enjoyed reading this one today. Thank you for sharing and for dropping by my blog. Sara Tom Cunningham November 15, 2022 at 10:33 AM Thank you Sara, I'm happy you enjoyed it. Tom

Victor Buhagiar November 15, 2022 at 3:03 AM Funny, Tom Just loved it. Tom Cunningham November 15, 2022 at 3:35 AM Thank you very much Victor, no fun for Santa though lol. Tom

Valsa George November 14, 2022 at 7:29 PM This is so funny dear Tom.... ! So sad that Santa got burned on his 'cheeks'.... All the Best in the contest, friend . Tom Cunningham November 14, 2022 at 11:23 PM Thank you very much Valsa, an occupational hazard that comes with his job unfortunately lol. Tom

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