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Ontario Poems - Poems about Ontario


Hugh, Ron, Eery
When Hugh and Ron got drunk together and pissed a lake of mighty size, their eery neighbor also spilled it and let his eery waters rise. By far superior was another with depths of thirteen hundred feet. His superiority was awesome which Hugh, Ron, Eery couldn’t beat. Below them lay Ontario Lago, a bloke whose name is not much fun because no matter how I...

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Categories: ontario, funny, humorous, water,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Reincarnation In Northwestern Ontario
Reincarnation In Northwestern Ontario Much thought to time is given In Reincarnation. To what it would be like To come back again In another form. I thought about survival, And decided I would like to come back as a snapper In Northwestern Ontario. “So, please great Ganesh, Remover of Obstacles, Don’t let them build a nuclear waste dump there!”...

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Categories: ontario, environment, pollution, , western,
Form: Verse



Premium Member Easter In Ontario
EASTER- No little grandchildren, no grown sons or daughters, no family or friends. We are in provincial lock down, thanks to Covid ! So this is the first Easter I have no excuse to "not have time" to put my "Higher Power" first. Covid, you think you really got us! Guess what you eveil thing? You have just made it...

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Categories: ontario, april, easter, faith, family,
Form: Free verse
Lake Nipigon Recharging Stations
when i die send me 2 Thunder Bay thundered thunder bolts r 10 dbs Nipigon River Bridge Recharging Station currents regenerate thunder like brook trout roe restocking fishing rods 2 ur net, brook trout wear speckles not glasses, revolted thunder bolts r 200 dbs; give 10 loonies to the aboriginal station guard who’ll cross u 2 station No 8 Nipigon Bridge Lightening Cove, where...

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Categories: ontario, environment, farewell, fish, goodbye,
Form: Blank verse
Greater Poem
I come to you from Greater Sudbury. The mayor Bigger too. We offer you a greater pleasure. Our natter greater through. We're all about a greater mission. The hope is greater too. We'll look for you as greater tourists. The pamphlets greatest woo. We'll see you have a greater time. Our scenery's greatest view. Then put you in a great hotel; your comfort greater through. We'll sell...

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Categories: ontario, analogy, character, city, community,
Form: Quatrain



The Christmas Train
It was Christmas Eve, a Thursday On the Northern Express Christmas Train We were on our way north through the wilds And our destination was to be old Hornepayne One hundred and eighty two people Three kittens, one goat and nine dogs Were riding up north on the railroad Oh, I forgot to mention six hogs There was snow coming in from...

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Categories: ontario, christmas, december, imagery, snow,
Form: Rhyme
Northern Ontario
The scent of pines will carry you across our Northern Front. Where trees that breathe through oily bark will lead you in the hunt. A place where forests comb the skies controlling even weather. Where rain falls fast to hit the ground that drought seems fixed to tether. A place where frogs will leap in fear when puddles ring their ripples. And crickets spring to...

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Categories: ontario, beauty, nature,
Form: Quatrain
Lake Ontario
urban noise. . . 2000 mile drive to Lake Ontario dreamless sleep in tent till generators charge...

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Categories: ontario, america, angst, autumn, humorous,
Form: Tanka
Ontario Impresario
There once was a gal from Ontario Who thought prophecy was her scenario In reality she spewed Fallacies quite crude What an odd, erroneous impresario!...

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Categories: ontario, funny
Form: Limerick

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