Octopus Poems - Poems about Octopus

A better name for an octopus? It's tough to make stuff up. We could start with a brand-new appellation. How about a name like "Suction Pup"?! Or perhaps we could start the debate with a numerical tag like "Ocean's Eight". Another name open for discussion would be a handle like "Squid's Cousin". Still another, somewhat grandiloquent, could be the rather pompous "Inknificent". My Scottish friends,...

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Some days I wish I had eight arms that I could wrap around you… those days when two arms don’t seem to be enough when only an octopus hug will do...

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The other morning on our walk we came across a Christmas octopus. Having never seen one before we thought…with him we have so much to discuss. Trying not to frighten him…we walked up and whispered in his ear… “Hey little octopus, can you tell us…what in the name of Christmas are you doing here?” “We know every Christmas decoration…Santa,...

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EGBERT THE ADORABLE OCTOPUS & OTHER NONSENSE VERSE Egbert the Octopus is so damn cute & smarter than u (the point is moot) 'cause he doesn't pollute when he commutes, only, perhaps, when he (ahem) "poots"! —michael r. burch Monarch by Michael R. Burch I had a little caterpillar, it wove a cocoon for its villa. When I blinked an eye what did I...

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Octopus Oscar needs all tentacles eight One to carry his dinner plate One to hold during his presidential debate One to write upon his sixties slate One to open the garden gate One to watch, so he will not be late One to cuddle his friend, Kate One to open his second-hand freight One to balance, so he could roller skate...

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To the ancient Norse he was Kraken With a mean inclination, And the Greeks called him Gorgon With the same reputation. But as monster of myths He's been wrongly miscast, So I'm here to shed new light On this poor creature, at last. An exemplary example Of his cephalopod race, With a blob of a body, The merest trace of a face. He has eight arms, or...

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hey ho does an octopus know how to juggle with eight cups and saucers and the fish watching him while the elephants swim then he juggles with a turtle and tortoise then ho hey does the octopus say I can do this all day round in circles but an ache in my arm in my arm, in my arm and so on through all...

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I'm glad I'm not an octopus I would find that so confusing With so many tentacles I would forget which one I am using They would get in such a tangle all twisted and contorted It would cause me embarrassment to get my arms all sorted It could be handy ( please excuse the pun) if I was a...

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I am worn out like a rusted door I slowly left your sight I don't know what happened Do you know what happened? Put a field hair on your head It is an event that did not happen Current events The moment is starting Time is wasted Things can happen in your mind You know what you can't do What are you that makes it right? You...

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a rare moment spent with an octopus ~ is a cherished life's memoir....

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would, that there were four of me the ways that I could pleasure thee each tentacle to tender tickle fancied freckles, firm or fickle one all-at-once massage, divine - all hands on deck, in grand design perceptive palms with petting jives could raise a rash of ‘rotic hives oh, goosebumps of the finest kind quadrupled thus to blow your mind four tens of fingers, fixed...

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octopus, as I study you your geneology is not tried and true alien DNA is what you have, my friend i wish could talk to clear up this trend your extensive genome has great complexity with thirty thousand coding genes, you outrank me are you from mars, venus or is pluto your extension? your problem-solving skills are beyond my comprehension octopus, as I...

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seems man is doing fine but wildlife in decline octopus next in line more of them now we eat as a high protein treat and they are easy meat with this, man now engage put creature in the cage octopus farming age this sentient being shows it has much feeling and caged be suffering but some reject this claim and go ahead with aim for them tis profit game...

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Doctor Octopus Doctor Octopus or Doc. Ock ...

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Do not upset Missy the octopus she is prissy someone said. She powders her slimy tentacles, and dyes her eye lashes red. I tiptoed around her, because I was afraid of her rumored bad mood. She was eating dainty sandwiches, an appropriate octopus food. Come closer she whispered, showing me her beautiful nails now. Tentacles were painted too. I liked...

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