Octogenarian Poems - Poems about Octogenarian

He's eighty years old An octogenarian A very full life Must be doing something right to last that long on this earth ...

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Octogenarian I would love to be an Octogenarian, Now that I'm seventy-nine. What joy to be an Octogenarian, An Octogenarian will suit me just fine....

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( Hum to the tune of "Get me to the Church on time!" The old guy's getting married to a fat virgin, Ding dong, the wedding hearse does shine! That's what he gets for perving! Get him to the morgue on time! The old man's getting married to a fat virgin, Ding dong, the wedding hearse does shine, Both the coffins are...

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MIRROR IMAGE – Octogenarian plus Now Here he comes Master of the mansion – complete with wrinkles, gas, cataracts, arthritis – His mental package stuck in 30s fashion The first chore was getting out of bed Getting straight Then into his head That dreams have been scorched by light of day Talking to...

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An octogenarian visited his doctor 'I think I'm getting senile” he said The doctor replied “I don’t think you are senile Let’s look for a different diagnosis instead” “But I keep forgetting to do up my fly” The old man said “After I’ve been for a pee” The doctor smiled and then replied “Not opening your fly before you start, that’s senility”...

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