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The Absent Minded Octogenarian

An octogenarian visited his doctor 'I think I'm getting senile” he said The doctor replied “I don’t think you are senile Let’s look for a different diagnosis instead” “But I keep forgetting to do up my fly” The old man said “After I’ve been for a pee” The doctor smiled and then replied “Not opening your fly before you start, that’s senility”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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