While others give grief,
a chocolate milk cow
often stutters, and how!
In her udder relief,
she utters “ca-cow”
while producing cacao,
tells the nutters,
Ciao, ciao.
Not one to chew fat,
a crow in the know
tells her, no, it’s cocoa
but she says he’s loco,
and a raven, at that.
I made up my mind.
I'll not go there again.
The marriage institution
Too expensive to cater for.
I'll not marry again.
Once beaten twice shy.
They say.
I have believed what papa told me.
I was not too young for it.
I was not poor for it.
But never met her satisfaction.
I'll not marry again.
Were it not for my friends.
I could have gone nutters.
All my rights were her wrongs.
I loved her but....
Not an element of love left in my heart.
I won't love again.
A better leaf I thought I was turning.
But I was wrong.
I won't marry again.
Mama expect no grandchildren.
An adoption can do it right.
Let me follow my heart.
I won't marry again.
@Tha Formidable Cheru.
kept out by nutters
in side
in sighs
inside
they would have to
kill to get passed
i hear the clacking in the buzz
wrong answer
pass go
Andrews
and drew
the second favourite card
get out of gaol pronounced jail
free like the son
that copied the mother
smothered
and lost in a
tunnel vision
why didn't someone use the glove to fix everything
well of course
the squeals of no equals squealing
i'm lost
sorry got to go one of the others
wants its turn
buy buying byes by
bees beeing bees in the begining begging on the breeze
yeah i know beeing is wrong
being fun knee
teah funny was meant two
What is a bove
and have i only seen one?
lerts all over
but never seen a single won
z's row as seas arose
buy a not her an otter
spelt an other weigh
Men get lairy and repeat this bull
"know that I know a lot of people"
an empty threat of purest simple
tells of the fact they're a weak fool
and blokes repeat this line every week
cus they cant beat you up they're a geek
they know nutters mad men and some freaks
cus they can't beat you up they're too weak
In reality it's somewhat witless
when a man can't handle his own business
personalities shouldn't make hitlists
thinking it's a beating they'll witness
because when I think you're out of place mate
I stand square and speak straight to the face
then without wait hastily demonstrate
my way of putting you back in your place
A butterfly fluttered by,
it fluttered low
it fluttered high,
it fluttered left
it fluttered right,
it fluttered like it drank last night.
If people moved that way,
people would say,
we are nutters alright.
Mells' Bells.
Not far from a little town in Somerset called Wells
there's a quiet little village, that's name is Mells
the wild garlic grows in abundance there, and stridently smells
But the peace is shattered each Sunday by bells
Mells' bells, Mells bells,
Oh God they're so loud,
Those great bells of Mells
That ring out so proud.
The noise is so loud the church uses shutters,
To suppress the great volume lest the vicar's heart flutters
And to stop a misery down Radstock who complains and mutters,
And to save those in Green lane, Devizes, as it upsets the "nutters".
Mells Bells, Mells bells,
Oh how they thunder,
Those great bells of Mells,
Rip eardrums asunder.
So beware all you travelers, down Somerset way,
Lest you venture near Radstock upon a Sunday,
Best take your earplugs to wear there they say,
'Cos the Mells bells are well hell, despite what you pray.
Mells Bells, Mells bells,
They'll make you deaf,
Those great bells of Mells
Rung by ringers so deft
(c) Ian Diddams 2018
thoughts are deeds,
and words are spread,
do we complete the thought i said,
the poetic weave,
not me other sleeve,
dodge darkness go to bed....
johnson jabbers till he's fed:)
more on Antony Nutters "Darkness"
Don
When I was a child
I loved marshmallows
so soft, so gooey and yummy
Oh I'd beam out of doors
when the birch stick bore
charred marshmallow goop
for my tummy!
When I was a child
I would go hog wild
for peanut butter and fluff
all that white marshmallow
in which I'd wallow
my mouth all covered
in sticky stuff!
My Mom often spread
the white Fluff on bread
with peanut butter galore
And we'd bypass the meat
for this sticky treat
and scream for her to
buy much, much, more!
But you see Mom knew
that good food it's true
can make children strong unlike
those sweet Fluffer-Nutters
so we had to contend
with the meat in the end
if we wanted that treat
from our Mother!