Nutters Poems - Poems about Nutters

... On the Soup we have broth and bisque and the odd chowderhead with a whisk We got the antisemites who rant and rave who are a......

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... While others give grief, a chocolate milk cow often stutters, and how! In her udder relief, she utters “ca-cow” while producing cacao, tells the nutters, Ciao, ciao. Not one to chew......

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...I made up my mind. I'll not go there again. The marriage institution Too expensive to cater for. I'll not marry again. Once beaten twice shy. They say. I have believed what papa told me. ......

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...kept out by nutters in side in sighs inside they would have to kill to get passed i hear the clacking in the buzz wrong answer pass go Andrews and drew the second favourite card get out o......

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...He loiters in shadows in line for no harp The tools of his trade all surgically sharp He slices their throats before they start yelling The Lord knows his name but the Lord isn’t telling So pro......

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...Layered Cake pt 2 Further afield I met a gangster in Liverpool who was alrite He liked a right tear up and had a job to appear legit But his real work was in various things like drugs, guns and ......

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...It was nothing to do with me, I wasn't there, and, besides... Who could? They all urge you on, as if it is just the cold sea you're plunging in, a bit of a shock.. but then it's OK. Plun......

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...Men get lairy and repeat this bull "know that I know a lot of people" an empty threat of purest simple tells of the fact they're a weak fool and blokes repeat this line every week cus they can......

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...A butterfly fluttered by, it fluttered low it fluttered high, it fluttered left it fluttered right, it fluttered like it drank last night. If people moved that way, people would say, we are......

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... That ring out so proud. The noise is so loud the church uses shutters, To suppress the great volume lest the vicar's heart flutters And to stop a misery down Radstock who complains and mutters, And to save those in Green lane, Devizes, as it upsets the "nutters". Mells Bells, Mells bells, Oh how they thunder, Those great bells of Mells, Rip eardrums asunder. So beware all you travelers, down Somerset way, Lest you venture near Radstock upo......

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...Most people go bananas over chocolate I'm well nuts about nuts as well Stuff them in chocolate ice-cream or sherbet. Yeah munch on peanuts brunch on hazelnuts Ah lunch on pecan nuts or c......

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...thoughts are deeds, and words are spread, do we complete the thought i said, the poetic weave, not me other sleeve, dodge darkness go to bed.... johnson jabbers till he's fed:) more on ......

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...When I was a child I loved marshmallows so soft, so gooey and yummy Oh I'd beam out of doors when the birch stick bore charred marshmallow goop for my tummy! When I was a child I would go hog wild ......

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