Notorious Poems - Poems about Notorious

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Notorious Poet

There once was a man who wrote poetry,
but his words caused bad notoriety.
Poems full of bad grammar,
Souper's thought he's a spammer!
But he was struggling with sobriety! 

Ned Is a Notorious Liar

Bean bags are jumping on her head they said
I wondered what was going on, for it was Ned.
He is notoriously for saying things untrue.
He can make Granddaddy’s face turn red and blue

Whose head? I asked. Your head was the reply.
Now I knew it was nothing but a buzzard’s lie.
There is nothing jumping on my skull

Notorious Zebra Rider

zebra rider was prancing around the town
when an ebony cobra appeared on solid ground
he hissed and slithered high up, but she gave a kick
and he tumbled head over tail into the verdent bushes thick

do not worry zebra rider said to her striped steed
he had better not show his face outside of that weed
the intimidated cobra

Jambers Notorious Flea Shop

Where did you get a stuffed albino squirrel?
I say this after giving it a tug and a whirl.
After oohing and ahhing over it, we all yell
And I mean down deep from the bowls of hell…

“Jambers!” loud and proud simultaneously.
We have all been there since our mothers’ knee.
Jambers is the most notorious flea shop in New

Panther Notorious Panther

Panther paces the ground 
he is then most alluring jet of black 
Very beautiful he ravages his
Prey he lurks 
When he looks that way 
Panther is notoriously elegant
When he paces like that

The Lady Notorious

A monkey once sat
On a gentleman’s lap
And its antics were truly uproarious
The chain at its wrist
Jangled back to the fist
Of the fabulous Lady Notorious

“Excuse me, dear sir,”
She sweetly demurred,
“I see that my pet’s been inglorious.
I trust this mishap
Won’t land me in the lap
Of a quandary so unmeritorious.”

“No matter, my dear
You have nothing to fear
For you

Notorious For Being Notorious

is notorious
for being notorious
to Trump glorious

My against Trumpsters haiku.

The Book of Ruth - With Apologies To the Notorious RBG

Came from Baltimore by Pigtown
Where they like to lay the law down.
He rebelled against the ground rule.
Had to grow up in reform school.
Got acquainted with a curveball
Dealing pepper by the church hall;
Broke some windows, but he left the scouts impressed. 

He was an OG All Star, and a first draft Hall of Famer.
He had manners

Mack the Notorious Killer Cat

Mack had the cat-titude of one who was notoriously aloof
Luckily most cats did not see his hidden diabolical uncaring self.
His kill room was full of felines who had thought he was clever
He was, of course, just not in the ways they had hoped

He was hunting tonight; looking for an unsure female 
He liked them young,

Notorious

S-ilent
A-ilment's
N-oxious
D-irt
R-abidly
A-pplies

M-orbidity
O-f
N-otorious
T-hreat
A-nd
N-asty
O-utbreak

Topic: Birthday of Sandra S. Montano (June 20) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Abate Notorious Link

S-tart
T-o
A-bate
N-otorious
L-ink
E-rasing
Y-ucky

R-isk
A-s
L-ethal
P-andemic's
H-orrible

B-acteria
E-mploys
T-he
U-nknown
I-nfection's
N-astiness

Topic: Birthday of Stanley Ralph A. Betuin (June 11) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Notorious Nattering Nabobs of Negativism

Notorious Nattering Nabobs of Negativism
(And Other Hopeless, Hysterical Hypochondriacs of History)

They pretend to love freedom but hate non-white votes
and poor's access to health care (both cost far too much
when supported by taxes where all pay debts owed.)
Wealth buys doctors' deferments when war gets announced
if dough's children might suffer (fake ailments vouchsafed
to excuse them from serving).

Notorious Contagion

N-ew
O-utbreak's
R-abid
M-ystery
A-pplies
N-otorious

C-ontagion
O-f
R-isk
O-nce
N-efarious
A-ttack
C-arries
I-nfection
O-f
N-astiness

Topic: Birthday of Norman Coronacion (May 29) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

Nasty and Notorious

M-ysterious
E-pidemic's
I-nvisible
R-isk
E-mploys
L-ink
L-etting
E-eriness

S-nowball
A-s
N-asty

A-nd
N-otorious
D-isease
R-abidly
E-ndangers
S-ociety

Topic: Birthday of Meirelle San Andres (May 28) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic

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