Short Notorious Poems

denied mother-branch
perished
no one at its funeral...

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If I were famous I would hide until the notorious prominence blew over...

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is notorious
for being notorious
to Trump glorious

My against Trumpsters haiku....

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Loving
Eager to try new things
Ornery and funny
Notorious for being hard to wake -up...

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life became real
after my notorious car wreck
when the devil shook me by my soul strings
not a second before...

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It seems our Easter Egg dyer
Was a notorious liar
Our firing squad
Knew he was odd
But reacted when he yelled, "Fire!"...

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They hate me, he says.
Yes, they do, I agree.
Notorious whining non-stop-all-about-me-talker
Stops talking to me.
Score!...

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Chilly chime my final rhyme
Notorious for empty rhythm
Spring befalls a season’s time
A writer lost in euphemism...

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There is a notorious flirt
Who fondles beneath a girl's skirt
But some of his "charm"
Set off her alarm
"Digital Intruder Alert!"...

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E is for the strong energy you have
R is for being risky
N is for the need to be notorious
I is for being independent
E is for enjoying life...

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this is the tale of ed jeeves

notorious friend of thieves

each fall he will rise

to much darkened skies

and pilfer neighbors red leaves.
...

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Pirate Queen did not appreciate fame.
She did not like her notorious name.
She wanted to bed
Without having wed.
These days this was not an accepted game....

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Nazareth was a place 
No one expected a
Noble King to come from. 
Now notorious for
Negating Christ's power
Non belief was their crime
Needless to say, us too....

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There once was a man named Trump,
Whose wife was a notorious frump
     She lived in the palace,
     With a wee bit of malice
And could hardly wait to dump Trump....

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R-isk
O-f
N-otorious
A-ilment
L-ets
D-isease

A-pply
N-asty
G-rime
U-sing
L-ethal
O-utbreak

Topic: Birthday of Ronald Angulo (May 12) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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In the annals of Rome the least glorious
was an emperor named Honorius.
Though Rome's plight was alarming
he spent his time chicken farming,
a pursuit which made him notorious....

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There once was a man who wrote poetry,
but his words caused bad notoriety.
Poems full of bad grammar,
Souper's thought he's a spammer!
But he was struggling with sobriety! 
...

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Radiant and glorious
Beaming down from space
Later turns notorious
Sprouting on your face

Body’s all aglow
Tan lines can’t be seen
Thirty years or so…
Don’t forget the screen...

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I stood in awe of Cathedral art
When someone expelled a booming fart
Beneath a candle
Was Mrs. Randall
With the notorious Bro. Ken Hart


(Happy Valentine's Day, Jan!)...

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A-ilment
I-n
L-ungs
E-mploys
E-pidemic
N-astiness'

E-erie
L-ink
A-pplying
N-otorious
E-xpansion

Topic: Birthday of Aileen B. Elane (April 20) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Panther paces the ground 
he is then most alluring jet of black 
Very beautiful he ravages his
Prey he lurks 
When he looks that way 
Panther is notoriously elegant
When he paces like that...

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Always boasting carelessly 
Dominating every firing grace
Howling in karousin 
Loving moments notorious pain 
Queen raging,swearing telling 
Unaware; valiants want xeranthemum
Yielding Zeus...

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L-ethal
O-utbreak's
R-abid
N-astiness
A-pplies

E-pidemic
C-oronavirus
H-orribly
A-dvancing
N-otorious
O-nslaught

Topic: Birthday of Lorna Echano (May 15) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Who are these notorious grim-faced men
Government spies, aliens, perhaps Satan
     What color shows the real you?
     Pray it is a brighter hue!
Just please don’t put on that black suit again...

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Here lived the notorious spinster
Who seduced her naïve minister
An afternoon tryst,
Only happened twice
Back then, it was rather sinister.  

Written August 12, 2022...

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