I didn’t do it, I swear to you;
I would not intentionally, that much is true.
A bat flew in here,
and showed me its rear,
into a stew, I flew.
I know that you want to talk,
so at that, I will not balk.
Your TP’s in tatters,
I’m mad as a hatter,
while that guilty bat, just walks!
Oh, the window...
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