Humorous Nose Poems
These Humorous Nose poems are examples of Nose poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Nose Humorous poems written by international poets.
Darla gets her nose piercedWhen Darla got a paper cut she went ballistic.
Reacted the way others acted if their arm was gnawed off.
If someone bumped her she complained for...
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nose, humorous,
Nose PickMy grandpa played in a rock band
playing guitar he gave a hand
he lost his pick
had to think quick
used his nose and made a grandstand...
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nose, fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Everyone Nose I Haint No OtolaryngologistEveryone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist
Nonetheless this bard **** feels gratitude
courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O.
without cerumen eye zing
May 17th, 2022 'ere
and thank dog guardian angels,
who...
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nose, appreciation, blessing, caregiving, dedication,
He Nose How To Pick Em - Gross Humour WarningMam told me I must eat my greens
I’m certain I know what she means
I pick lots of snot,
And then eat the lot
It’s tasty and full...
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nose, 10th grade, body, humorous,
A Little Doggie Missile Immune To a WhistleShe’s a little missile
Hears my whistle
Pretends it’s a whisper
Too busy with her sniffer
Every doggie has a nose
Some worth more than gold
My little one, uses...
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nose, dedication, dog, funny, humorous,
My Sweet SweetShe’s my sweet pie
She’s my honey bun
She’s my sugar sweet
Sweet sweet!
My little doggie girl, she’s so neat
Every time I turn around, she’s at my feet
No...
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nose, cute, dedication, dog, humorous,
She Nose How To Pick Em - WarningSue found an impossible task,
To ‘excavate’ wearing her mask,
Now Sue cannot linger,
With her little finger,
To abstain has been a big ask
Since childhood Sue’s ‘explored ‘her...
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nose, body, humorous,
Sugar WugarSugar wugar
Had a booger
Hanging off the end of her nose
I didn’t fret
What you all said
She had the most beautiful toes
I loved her ways
Asked...
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nose, dog, friendship, fun, funny,
Snotty NoseIs this just a curse that follows me around?
For I’m only five years old, three feet off the ground,
Playing inside or out, I get the...
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nose, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
The Platypus, a Double LimerickThese are poems about animals by Michael R. Burch
Double Limerick: The Platypus
by Michael R. Burch
The platypus, myopic,
is ungainly, not erotic.
His feet for bed
are over-webbed,
and what...
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nose, animal, desire, humor, humorous,
Fatty Rascal's Big EarsFatty Rascal burst into tears
When someone said he had “big ears”
For big ears indeed Fatty had
He got them from his mom and dad
His ears...
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nose, children, fun, funny, humor,
The Spot On My NoseI look in the mirror and what do I see?
A spot, the size of Vesuvius, where my nose should be.
It came out of nowhere, how...
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nose, angst, humorous,
The Lemon Hit My Nose At Full ForceThe lemon hit my nose at full force,
the second the lid was off.
I ran into the kitchen, disbelieving
For I had already devoured two this month,
and...
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Categories:
nose, 10th grade, 11th grade,
He Nose How To Pick EmA Chinese professor from Bowes
used chopsticks when picking his nose
He’s down on his luck
one chopstick got stuck -
he’s skipping his lunch I suppose!
N/A in a...
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nose, body, humorous,
Even the Oppossum Stuck Up Her NoseOur cupboards are full of junk no one would ever eat.
My husband has this little buy-too-many groceries problem.
Especially if they are on sale.
"I'm saving you...
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Categories:
nose, animal, food, humorous, husband,