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The Spot On My Nose

I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A spot, the size of Vesuvius, where my nose should be.
It came out of nowhere, how can that be?
The Gods must surely have it in for me!!

With a cry of dismay my wife asks, ‘What’s wrong?’
As if somehow my nose doesn’t belong.
‘Can’t you see?’ I reply, almost headstrong,
‘This spot is so big, as big as King Kong?’

‘What spot’ she replies with a shake of the head,
‘A fuss over nothing, anyway it’s time for bed!’
‘Not yet’ I replied ‘dealing with this instead,
In the hope that tomorrow this spot I can shed!’

With a squeeze and a groan, I try hard to burst,
The spot which is becoming a confounded curse.
After an hour, the damn thing looks worse,
Which is kind of ironic as I wasn’t coerced.

I look in the mirror and what do I see?
A silly old fool who looks something like me!
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Wolf Avatar
October 17, 2019 at 4:02 PM
Cute and cleverly penned, my friend! Smiles, Gershon
Thompson Avatar
October 17, 2019 at 4:12 PM
Cheers. Glad you enjoyed. Ron
De Beaulieu Avatar
October 11, 2019 at 12:13 PM
Hello Ronald, I lke the way all the words flowed together in this poem. Hugs Darlene.Have a nice day my friend. Xxx
De Beaulieu Avatar
October 14, 2019 at 2:50 PM
You are welcome my friend Ronald D. Thompson xx. Have a nice day my friend.
Thompson Avatar
October 12, 2019 at 11:14 AM
Thanks Darlene...Ron xx
Allison Avatar
October 8, 2019 at 4:03 PM
Your rhyming is spot on Ronald! :-) hugs Jan xx
Thompson Avatar
October 8, 2019 at 4:05 PM
Cool, nice one! Best wishes....Ron x
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