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A Chinese professor from Bowes used chopsticks when picking his nose He’s down on his luck one chopstick got stuck - he’s skipping his lunch I suppose! N/A in a A Succinct Treat Contest Judged on 12/20/18 10/30/18

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Bobby May

Date: 11/29/2018 7:28:00 AM

Way funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 11/29/2018 7:31:00 AM

It's one of my personal favourites Bobby!:-) hugs jan xx

John Michaels

Date: 11/14/2018 3:39:00 PM

Great limerick, Jan! Always provokes a chuckle or two!! Regards, John.

Jan Allison
Date: 11/16/2018 7:47:00 AM

Thanks John this is one of my personal faves lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 11/10/2018 5:12:00 PM

G'day Jan … actually I do believe he sold it to a one armed Chinaman - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 11/10/2018 5:34:00 PM

Lol lindsay:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 11/9/2018 3:14:00 PM

LOL, love the way your mind works

Jan Allison
Date: 11/9/2018 4:12:00 PM

Lol Jack I worry about where this stuff comes from but I get a silly idea and in less than a limerick forms:-) Hugs Jan xx

Pashang Salehi

Date: 11/4/2018 4:03:00 PM

I'm glad that I stopped by...

Jan Allison
Date: 11/4/2018 4:14:00 PM

I think its one of my best, or maybe my worst lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 11/3/2018 9:45:00 PM

Still laughing at this title. That Jan, she nose how to write limericks!! :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 11/4/2018 2:37:00 AM

You've made my day by commenting on the title lol:-) I just couldn't resist the wordplay in it:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 10/31/2018 5:01:00 AM

This is very humorous Jan. I may skip showing this to my Chinese hubby though as he may think I am making fun of him. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 10/31/2018 6:25:00 PM

I think that is very wise of you Connie!:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 10/31/2018 2:41:00 AM

So funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/31/2018 6:25:00 PM

Cheers Art:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/30/2018 9:15:00 PM

Jan, your limerick meter in this one is so spot on! AND it's great humor. An excellent limerick example for one and all.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/31/2018 6:25:00 PM

Thanks Andrea I think this is one of my best!:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 10/30/2018 8:29:00 PM

Hilarious, Jan! (Like the funny picture too.) Love, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 8:31:00 PM

got to say its one of my faves Carolyn lol its gross but funny at the same time:-) hugs jan xx

Pat Adams

Date: 10/30/2018 4:19:00 PM

I love this Jan! A FAV, (PICK) for me! Well crafted, thought out, rhymed, and, and, and, "JANish"......pat

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 5:42:00 PM

I'd pick it is a fave if I could Pat lol:-) hugs jan xx

Barry Stebbings

Date: 10/30/2018 2:10:00 PM

Ha, Ha, Definitely one of your best, Jan. // Barry.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 5:42:00 PM

I'd definitely pick it as a fave Barry lol:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/30/2018 1:42:00 PM

...... Yuck ... this was nasty, Jan :) ... :))) ... love it :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 5:42:00 PM

lol Anne Lise I love that comment!:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 10/30/2018 11:33:00 AM

Love this Jan, Wontons will never be the same for me!! Happy Tuesday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 12:45:00 PM

Lol are they crispy wonton Mike lol, I had such fun writing this one:-) Hugs Jan xx

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 10/30/2018 8:40:00 AM

LOL!!! Comedic gold dear poetess ;)) xomo!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 12:42:00 PM

Thanks mo:-) Hugs Jan xx

Chris Green

Date: 10/30/2018 7:55:00 AM

OMG...you have outdone yourself this time Jan. It' snot what I expected. : )

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 12:40:00 PM

Thanks Chris I think this is one of my best ever lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane
Date: 10/30/2018 10:34:00 AM

ha Chris. She'll love your remarks.

Joanna Daniel

Date: 10/30/2018 7:53:00 AM

Ha ha, funny one, Jan

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 12:38:00 PM

Thanks Jo:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 10/30/2018 7:20:00 AM

Well, just gross me out. I don't think I'll be using chopsticks any time soon. You silly, but clever woman.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 12:37:00 PM

Got to say I really giggled writing this one:-) Hugs Jan xx

Lifes' Tapestry

Date: 10/30/2018 6:53:00 AM

Oh that just reminded me of my son - on picking his nose, I told to stop and he informed me he was hungry. I guess perhaps your Chinaman will not starve. A memoir to giggle at - thank you :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/30/2018 12:36:00 PM

Oh that is so funny, thanks for sharing lol:-) Hugs Jan xx