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Humorous No Go Poems

These Humorous No Go poems are examples of No Go poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of No Go Humorous poems written by international poets.


Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024
Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024...

(Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis...

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Categories: no go, absence, adventure, confusion, humorous,



Premium Member Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now
I think no stimulus could be
as potent as the one to pee.
A feeling frequent and innate
is this - the urge to urinate.
It comes each day...

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Categories: no go, humorous,

Premium Member Many Coffees Go Cold - Reality Explained
the things you both see
you all see 
is merely a continuity safeguard 
one of the laws written in to prevent chaos
we can't have multiple lifeforms...

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Categories: no go, fun, humorous, life, people,

Premium Member Letting Go Gracefully
I thought to write you a love poem
and then thought, words need a 
little more – so I thought to paint
you a blossom...then thought, a
picture...

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© Joe Dimino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no go, cute, feelings, forgiveness, funny

Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised April 19th, 2023
Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023

IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug
who ascribes to writing poetry
as opportunistic,...

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Categories: no go, absence, adventure, april, farewell,



Premium Member Let It Go
There are many names for the common ‘Fart’
To name them all is quite an art

Let’s start off with good old ‘Smell’
Who it’s from we cannot...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no go, fun, humorous, silly,

Premium Member I Will Never Go On a Blind Date Again
I will never go on a blind date again! Teresa told her best couple friends.
They exchanged looks, but kept their mouths shut.
A yellow Moped drove...

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Categories: no go, humorous,

Premium Member Stay Or Go
Went shopping for new underpants
In the hope I might find some romance
Half way to the shop, bumped into a cop
Who held up his hand and...

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Categories: no go, fear, humorous,

Premium Member Today I Go To the Medical Clinic
I am in the medical clinic
new baby squeaks out a distress cry
sounds like a drowning cat
we are all masked
I forgot to wear mine in
so they...

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Categories: no go, humorous,

Premium Member Say As You Go
Merlin cast a special spell and made a telephone
The speaker was quite dodgy and he had a little moan
But still he made one more for...

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Categories: no go, history, humorous,

Premium Member Back To School We Must Go
The short summer is almost over,                   ...

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Categories: no go, friend, fun, school, sun,

Premium Member Life and Away We Go
Life and away we go,                    ...

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Categories: no go, baby, day, kid, school,

Premium Member Let's Go To the Beach
With a suit made of paper and strings,
Try you might, you’re not hiding a thing.
Though you tug it around,
Still the gawks from that brute!
With your...

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: no go, beach, humorous, song,

The Legs Are Last To Go
Aunt Ruthie used to sing and dance
a jolly way to find romance
she said one thing that you should know

“The legs are last to go”
 ...

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Categories: no go, family, fun, humorous, life,

Premium Member To Boldly Go
His dad’s a lifelong Trekkie with a line he likes to say
Tod always hoped he’d get to use the line himself one day
On his birthday...

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Categories: no go, humorous,


Book: Shattered Sighs