Let It Go

There are many names for the common ‘Fart’ To name them all is quite an art Let’s start off with good old ‘Smell’ Who it’s from we cannot tell From the mouths of babes a ‘Pop Off’ comes Always a giggle to all their chums A ‘Blast Off’ is popular with the wee ones too Often accompanied with “who’s done a poo”? The ‘Clanger’ is popular with many a folk Teenage boys and your average bloke Grandma says can you please refrain From letting ‘Fluffy off the Chain’ Here are some more just to name a few There’s ‘Flatulence’, ‘Wind’ and ‘Air-Poo’ Honourable mentions go to these below ‘Gas’, ‘Toot’ and ‘Fluff’ Other names for ‘letting go’ Although impressive these names above The trophy goes To ‘Puff of Love’