Say As You Go

Merlin cast a special spell and made a telephone The speaker was quite dodgy and he had a little moan But still he made one more for making phone calls from his wagon Then conjured up another one for young Arthur Pendragon He took a call and recognised King Arthur’s crackling tone Merlin couldn’t make him out and muttered down the phone Sorry, Boss, I’m at a loss, my phone I heard it ring But ever since I answered it I cannot here a thing Arthur said again the thing that Merlin had to do And Merlin shook his head, “My Lord, I am not hearing you.” When Arthur spoke a final time as clearly as he could Merlin was at last quite certain that he’d understood Arthur cut the call just as Queen Guinevere was passing She said what was all that about, you know I’ll keep on asking Arthur said I told the man as clear as I was able That for your birthday I require a really fine brown sable *** With her present sorted all the knights were sat around And Merlin said she’s coming don’t nobody make a sound Guinevere walked in as Merlin stroked his lucky cat And when she saw the table she said, ‘What the …. .. ….