Newlywed Poems - Poems about Newlywed

...Tom cat got a bunch of wedding cake smeared in his face By six ex-wives who thought he was a grooming disgrace. Always marrying someone else, a sleezy one this time too. This was meowed by wife nu......

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...Tic, toc, tic toc, the old fifteen century grandfather clock lay flat on the wall sounding the alarm and waiting for the mid-day brawl. It is not the typical sound that a clock makes or the irony ......

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...A young newlywed colleen from Clones* Surprised her husband with freshly baked scones. Said the hubby, named Keith, "Dear, I don't mean to beef, But my teeth are more suited to biscuits than ston......

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.... Pouting day long Save mine arrive Smiling in the settee hern cute limp *shadang; there'z the sum who missed this (this ......

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...a leisurely spring day with a friendly southernly wind from the west I hang from an oak tree nearly hitting my round chin on my flat chest from homes of unsuspecting neighbors, I hear dainty titte......

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...Impossible mission to sleep on opposite side of marital bed... Oddly enough even when frolicking in the autumn mist with seasoned super tramping cheaply tricked out goo goo dolls some resemb......

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...A lady and a pillow I read about a woman who, when going abroad takes a pillow from her bedroom, one with printed flowers and smells of yesterday’s shampoo and rinse not a silly little heart-sh......

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...Ghostly spirits from deadly arsenal spell haunting annihilation With mighty mouse and Hercules height tried to retrieve sanity spread loose; a faded unpleasant memory - even enlisting decades ......

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...The missus unflagging crocheting efforts as Betsy Ross incarnate With needle in hand incorporating love in every single crochet stitch that's my wife tad more'n a quarter century ago then newl......

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...All but vanished but now revivified The old stone mansion... Where the last surviving member of the rich family died New grown roses lie there abed Pink for women, yellow for gents... For ......

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...A cotton ball cloud drifting overhead Suddenly becomes a miniature poodle, Then dancing slowly, like a newlywed Becomes a pompom for Yankee Doodle. Disappearing like an aloof desert......

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...Poem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior automatically linkedin with Lothario; an unscrupulous seducer of women, based upon a charact......

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... Seven years I’ve tucked ‘em away Seven years Been hoarding it all Seven years For a rainy day Seven years Better get on the ball Potting shed, potting shed Gonna build me a potti......

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...Alfredo always abhorred angry approaches After an amigo accosted after an argument And, afterward, Alfredo abstained arguing, Because blackening bruises betrayed blather Berniccio b......

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...*** I saw a bouquet of flowers. Hung on a tattered door. The old house where it hung,  was decaying, dwindling and worn. If ......

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