Short Newlywed Poems

A stationary front has no movement, slothed humans has no inspired movement.

Middle age humans ignore the duty, everyday has a newlywed duty.
- Loverboi...

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Let's play a game 
It's called Jeopardy
You Press Your Luck if 
The Price Is Right
So let the Fanily Feud
Spin the Wheel Of Fortune
To Catch 21 on the 
Blackjack table
Poker players Let's Make A 
Deal Or No Deal
Feeling the Love Connection 
On the Newlywed game...

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The photographer did not have to tell this bride and groom to not smile.
He had not photographed such a dour newlywed couple ever in his life.
The man looked totally miserable, as did his unhappy looking wife.
They both looked angry, upset, and totally uptight.
The photographer thought this might be a dismal wedding night....

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A young newlywed colleen from Clones*
Surprised her husband with freshly baked scones.
Said the hubby, named Keith,
"Dear, I don't mean to beef,
But my teeth are more suited to biscuits than stones."

*A small town in Western County Monaghan, Ireland.


                              !!!Happy Saint Patrick's Day, P S!!!
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          Pouting
         day long
   Save mine arrive

Smiling in the settee
        hern cute

            limp



*shadang; there'z the sum who missed this
                (this be the double entendre) like-
                wise, as for mineself, there'z surly
                no indecent within this write..okay,
                risque'  ,)
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She gave me the bad look,
and she gave it to me good
She gave me the hard stare,
it had to be the most angry glare
I stepped on her bad side
when I made a newlywed mistake
Now I have to take the witch's ride:
consequences can be severe
for the wrong choices we make
I got to look on the bright side;
her bad look doesn't look as bad,
once she give me those sad eyes ...
after she has calmed down,
and is no longer mad...

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(This is a fictional poem)

I drove my taxi right after I smoked some pot.
I had a bad accident and a lengthy prison sentence was what I got.
I was taking a newlywed couple to a motel.
The crash I had killed them both and now my life is hell.
I was saved by my seatbelt but I wish I would've died too.
Living with this guilt isn't an easy thing to do.
If someone offers you marijuana, please say no.
Because if you drive right after smoking it, this prison is where you may go....

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