tom cat gets wedding cake in face

Tom cat got a bunch of wedding cake smeared in his face By six ex-wives who thought he was a grooming disgrace. Always marrying someone else, a sleezy one this time too. This was meowed by wife number six, I think her name was Boo. Who invited them? Tom yelped out with a disdained screech. He was interrupted by wife five’s not so very nice speech. His sixty-five kittens surrounded their marrying dad. You are not a good groom, one of them said. You are a cad. The marriage had not been consummated yet, so this was the time. For the newlywed bride to turn and run away from this slime. Instead, she wiped the wedding cake off of his face. And said “He is number seven for me, and not any disgrace.”