Mutt Poems - Poems about Mutt

A mutt may show up with a rat Do some terrible things to your hat But he’s happy for sure Just to roll in manure And so grateful that he’s not a cat...

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My darling Bertha, all people agree Is the ugliest= mutt they ever did see She squeaks and she snorts She has whiskers and warts But she's the most charming of ladies to me 2/27/23...

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Joe found himself in a bit of a rut So, he bought himself the friendliest mutt Bow-wow, lick-lick, slurp-slurp Joe's space that mutt usurped Not room enough for them both in Joe's hut...

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they had killed my mutt then made me keep my mouth shut should see all the glut...

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A runaway mutt. A dog bit a boy’s hand for this it must die in human society, a dog has to be nice ask any dog owner, simply this we feed you and you make us proud, and we will unreasonable think you love us. The dog fled to the woods ate birds fallen off the sky, blueberries and baby...

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A lonesome young mutt in Kalamazoo Was so downcast he kept out of view Just a schnauzer pug-mix Shunned by smug pure-bred chicks He’s found true love with his dear cockapoo 1/15/22...

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Luna Mutt Natalie’s Puppy Little Luna licked a lot of lamb lollipops. A lot of lamb lollipops little Luna licked. If little Luna licked a lot of lamb lollipops, Where’s the lot of lamb lollipops little Luna licked? Mama’s mutt makes many melodic muffled musings. Many melodic muffled musings mama’s mutt makes. If mama’s mutt makes many melodic muffled musings, What are...

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Pet Poems, First Dog, Blake No matter, of course, how many times I asked, The answer came, “No!” Thus, At age 9, at the start of summer, I searched Our not especially well-kept house and yard For every scrap and plank of wood I could find, with a borrowing of dad’s Hammer, nails, and, then carrying it all Behind our house,...

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My obese dog, Wunder-Mutt, was hungry. I gave "fatty" some sausage pizza. "Good boy" I jovially said. "We shall both diet tomorrow." He wagged his tail, to agree. Then...Darn it! I fell and hit my fat head. Concerned, he licked left-over mozzarella off my double chins. Ah, obesity~the joy that never ends! June 23, 2020 ...

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He is a scoundrel, a mutt, a con-man, a sleaze. Keep talking I think. I love bad boys! He’ll hurt you, he will not fit in, he is the worst. I could find something off the street better than that for you. Sure, you know me better than I know myself. He has a horrible reputation. He will break your heart; he...

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Argh... dog dam mutt (boot exhausted tending Milan Collie) If only father time could... but yea right Matthew Scott cut your losses, accompanied with sinking feeling in gut ready to vent off steam start fire next time and burn (billy me I merrily Joel King), down house i.e. mancave hut..., in tot, while yours truly emulates one among many talking heads with tongue doth jut out mouth making...

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Once upon a time, Susie squirrel Saw an awkward, gray mouse named mutt The initial attraction was Because she thought he was a nut! Little mouse Mutt, was a bit slow, The butt of many a wise crack Crawling around once for a week With a "Kick me" sign on his back! Mutt gave her an adoring look She said, "Behind you is...

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The mutt Followed me home Determined, unafraid Wants to fit into our family Loves us complete and immediately Lives with us until his old age Determined, unafraid Kept forever Our Dog...

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Into my lap, he has jumped without warning, ignoring a frown on my face I've put down my cup, and the trace of annoyance I've succumbed to this daily request His coat is soft as a downy white pillow and I watch as a fine thread is shed High into the air, it gleams against lamp light and it rises, then circles...

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His name was Mutt 'cause he was the runt of a family of giants you see and at only five foot three, everyone called him Mutt. Mutt wore glasses very thick but unlike Magoo, Mutt Muster was quick at all kinds of games when you would think he couldn't see. Well, he even played golf and a real pool shark was he. We all loved old...

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