Mutt Poems - Poems about Mutt

Friends, humans, country bumpkins, bend me your ears; 'tis too true a tale I tell thee here... Once upon a time, knew a girl who owned a mutt but she did exclaim, 'It's the cutest pup you ever did see,' all the same, it seems to be asinine to give a dog a bad name but it's not the worst her canine could receive, it wasn't cursed when...

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Man's best friend in need of a feed is a friend indeed so with a knick-knack here and a paddywhack there give your mutt a bone pat your pet cuddle your canine canoodle with your poodle or smooch your pooch and he'll hound you 'til the cows come home wagging his tail behind him ...

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If in all innocence broccoli brings out flatulence not to dwell but how many unfortunate smells will it impart from a single floret and in the end when it rends does it sound like a bassoon or clarinet? And what about the brussel sprout? No doubt it will create heady fallout and if on the quiet you ever diet or fast as you are...

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A mutt may show up with a rat Do some terrible things to your hat But he’s happy for sure Just to roll in manure And so grateful that he’s not a cat...

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My darling Bertha, all people agree Is the ugliest= mutt they ever did see She squeaks and she snorts She has whiskers and warts But she's the most charming of ladies to me 2/27/23...

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Joe found himself in a bit of a rut So, he bought himself the friendliest mutt Bow-wow, lick-lick, slurp-slurp Joe's space that mutt usurped Not room enough for them both in Joe's hut...

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they had killed my mutt then made me keep my mouth shut should see all the glut...

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A runaway mutt. A dog bit a boy’s hand for this it must die in human society, a dog has to be nice ask any dog owner, simply this we feed you and you make us proud, and we will unreasonable think you love us. The dog fled to the woods ate birds fallen off the sky, blueberries and baby...

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A lonesome young mutt in Kalamazoo Was so downcast he kept out of view Just a schnauzer pug-mix Shunned by smug pure-bred chicks He’s found true love with his dear cockapoo 1/15/22...

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Luna Mutt Natalie’s Puppy Little Luna licked a lot of lamb lollipops. A lot of lamb lollipops little Luna licked. If little Luna licked a lot of lamb lollipops, Where’s the lot of lamb lollipops little Luna licked? Mama’s mutt makes many melodic muffled musings. Many melodic muffled musings mama’s mutt makes. If mama’s mutt makes many melodic muffled musings, What are...

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Pet Poems, First Dog, Blake No matter, of course, how many times I asked, The answer came, “No!” Thus, At age 9, at the start of summer, I searched Our not especially well-kept house and yard For every scrap and plank of wood I could find, with a borrowing of dad’s Hammer, nails, and, then carrying it all Behind our house,...

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My obese dog, Wunder-Mutt, was hungry. I gave "fatty" some sausage pizza. "Good boy" I jovially said. "We shall both diet tomorrow." He wagged his tail, to agree. Then...Darn it! I fell and hit my fat head. Concerned, he licked left-over mozzarella off my double chins. Ah, obesity~the joy that never ends! June 23, 2020 ...

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He is a scoundrel, a mutt, a con-man, a sleaze. Keep talking I think. I love bad boys! He’ll hurt you, he will not fit in, he is the worst. I could find something off the street better than that for you. Sure, you know me better than I know myself. He has a horrible reputation. He will break your heart; he...

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Argh... dog dam mutt (boot exhausted tending Milan Collie) If only father time could... but yea right Matthew Scott cut your losses, accompanied with sinking feeling in gut ready to vent off steam start fire next time and burn (billy me I merrily Joel King), down house i.e. mancave hut..., in tot, while yours truly emulates one among many talking heads with tongue doth jut out mouth making...

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Once upon a time, Susie squirrel Saw an awkward, gray mouse named mutt The initial attraction was Because she thought he was a nut! Little mouse Mutt, was a bit slow, The butt of many a wise crack Crawling around once for a week With a "Kick me" sign on his back! Mutt gave her an adoring look She said, "Behind you is...

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