Mutt Poems - Poems about Mutt

...At the canine yap concert, Three Dog Bite There's not one dog port-o-potty in site so long lines form at a tree for each mutt and pedigree It proved quite a long dis-concerting night...Read the rest...

...P’S AND Q’S There once were some dogs in line Waiting to go, all started to whine But the mutt at the tree Couldn’t hold back his pee And the rest, they soon stopped trying ......Read the rest...

...Before Duke shakes a leg, he sniffs around Some doggies chase squirrels like Harry the hound Sparky crying mutt Says he’ll bust his gut Begs for more pee-trees in the park playground...Read the rest...

...Two wiener dogs meet Each yap loudly, strangely greet Oddly on the street Hounds bite other's butt Owner blames the other's mutt Not open and shut I note discreetly, "Both were gone quick......Read the rest...

...My first enemy was one I should have loved He claimed that he loved me but I suppose not enough He carved the gaps in all my memories And deprived me of what made me A child at twelve and adult a......Read the rest...

...Kato was a mutt-product:- breeding run amok No purity meant the pound of death-induction Only his adoption saved him from that inferno turning life into moments full of simply-perfect: Each su......Read the rest...

...Soon, the sun was lying low, a bright full moon was now on show Santa switched on Walnut’s glow… “Ho Ho Ho and away we go.” Walnut played along and led the team of reindeer and their sled A dog th......Read the rest...

... A shaggy dog espied a graceful cat She arched her back, he fell flat on his jowls, she pivoted - nose up His paws akimbo, Shaggy arfed Wait, dear cat, I can explain tha......Read the rest...

...To My First Dog Long asleep in your unknown grave, My companion, loyal and beloved Throughout my youth’s growing years, You cannot know nor now see How you do still bring tears to me With ......Read the rest...

...What were you doing, alone in the woods, my John, What were you doing out at dawn? Why it hasn't rained for ages now, So many failed crops, and fields you must plough. Your dirty clothes are all ......Read the rest...

...Away from the dog park He circles three times Without the doggie bags His poops are now crimes The neighbors were peering Through curtains half shut As I strolled by whistling “that isn’t my......Read the rest...

...Ancestry and Me I am: 55% Western European 13% Jewish 20% Scotch-Irish 12% Scandinavian So, my DNA tells me. I’m a mutt, a combination, an aggregation, an agglomeration, a congl......Read the rest...

...I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie She’s upset and no longer smiley I ask her what’s wrong She said in my thong My bottom is no match for Kylie! I giggled and said stop your moans You'......Read the rest...

...A mutt may show up with a rat Do some terrible things to your hat But he’s happy for sure Just to roll in manure And so grateful that he’s not a cat......Read the rest...

...Oh wondrous one What have they done We're stuck here in a rut No Paddy's Day, to my great dismay I'm treated like your mutt Oh little boy Fill your heart with joy The journey's on the cards ......Read the rest...