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Funny Muse Poems

These Funny Muse poems are examples of Muse poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Muse Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Christina
Once a muse named Christina
who had the wisdom of Athena
	made a suggestion
	sage without question
and I followed into that arena

she recommended that I write
‘bout fairy tale...

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Categories: funny, muse, poets, silly,

No Verse
I’m dry; the muse has packed her bags,
unfriended me and left.
No rhymes have come to mind at all.
Of words I am bereft.

In need of verse,...

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Categories: muse, allegory, funny, poetry, writing,

Premium Member The Writer In Me Says
The writer in me says I must be,                 ...

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Categories: blue, computer, muse, poets,

Premium Member Jelly Fat
Jelly Fat
by M. Griswold

"Jelly fat!" you say "Just what exactly is that?"
Well, it's a little more than that li'l old belly fat.
It's all of yur...

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Categories: muse, cute, fun, humor, humorous,

Premium Member My Visiting Muse
Quote By Poet "I never know when my muse will come for a visit." 

My muse can be very fickle at times,   ...

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Categories: muse, friend, humor, poets, words,

Premium Member A BOOK
What if I tell you a secret
The book picks the reader
And not the other way around
Like a friend waiting around the bend
Open pages beckoning without...

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Categories: inspiration, muse,

Premium Member Just Silly
There was a man I knew
who liked tobacco chew,

and to habit gave in
spit into the win'...

finish my poem
with your line or two:

There was a man,...

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© Joe DiMino  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: muse, cute, fun, funny, humorous,

Florence Flawless
Florence -flawless!
You said you are Florence
Are you really flawless?
Sorry there is no language I can speak with Florence
I guess you will bear with me, flawless


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Categories: muse, cute, fantasy, funny, humor,

Sleep Walking
Is kind of an art
Of walking through
A memory lane

In the middle of night
Waking up in sleep
Eyes shut stepping with so confidence
Walking in a memory lane


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Categories: muse, cute, desire, funny, hilarious,

Premium Member Spiraling ReSolutions
My RightBrain disconnected
oft neglected
cerebral gooey problem
is an up front noticing
then forgiving
part of LeftBrain rebalancing
then reconnecting
noncompetitive dual-

Over riding
striding nondualistic
co-passionate eco/theo/dia-logical
indigenously panentheistic
resonant experience

Detoxes statically 
three dimensional
dominantly predative

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Categories: muse, beauty, health, humor, integrity,

I have a frightening mental block,
Poetic reserves lost, no stock,
My mood is down and damp,
My hand has constant cramp,
Imagination not worth a dime,
Brain all mushy,...

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Categories: muse,

Premium Member Dear Imagination and Creativity
Dear Imagination and Creativity,                     ...

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Categories: muse, poems, poets, write,

Premium Member Dead man walking
One became two and two, many
Each dream image, an ego form
Embarks upon its soul journey 
Feeling currents, both cold and warm

Myriad objects, one subject 

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Categories: muse, spiritual,

Premium Member Angels Anywhere
An Angel unseen always and anywhere
ask actions and then comes the funny
the echoes above 
like look 
levitate with no debates about love
Then goes the...

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Categories: appreciation, deep, journey, muse,

New Old Muse
Funny how time passes, 
and so much can change, 
and yet some things, despite all odds, remain.. 

Interesting how memories
of things that weren't so great,...

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© Sara Jolly  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: muse, appreciation, friendship, love, memory,