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Funny Mum Poems

These Funny Mum poems are examples of Mum poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mum Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Big Beach Day Blues
We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Categories: mum, beach, family, funny, kid,

My mothers curse
What would you do if the part of you that you gave life to is a constant reminder of failure and disappointment? What would you...

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Categories: mum, care, child, childhood, feelings,

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: mum, 12th grade, character, hope,

Premium Member Labor Day Notification
Somewhere in the air 
Came a physical challenge for a wedded pair 
“You on the ground 
Commuting into town 
Pick up the pace 
Soon you...

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Categories: mum, baby, birth, child, dad,

Premium Member A TV Commercial for our Times
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Are you fed up with their boorish behavior?

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Categories: funny, humor, mum,

Premium Member Butterfly, My Love
Butterfly, My Love

You have hair like golden silk. 
You laugh like clear water running over stones. 
Your eyes, they are the color of the sky,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mum, celebration, crazy, daughter, grandchild,

Premium Member VISITING MUM - LIST
Mum has been in a care home since dad died . I try to see her every day except when I’m unwell or on holiday....

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Categories: mum, love, mother daughter, relationship,

Premium Member Not Gruel
A pot of stew. 
Made with meat. 
Meat and more meat.
I am hungry. 

What is for dinner, mother?

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, giggle, humorous, mum,

Super Mum
You’re only a mum,
But that’s all it takes.
To be super human,
You don’t even get breaks.

You’re a cook, A dish washer,
A cleaner, a nurse.
A teacher, a...

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Categories: mum, child, children, funny love,

Keeping mum

Reindeer wait
   by the pane
I see shapes

A present!
   Santa thinks
I’m asleep 

Smells like mum 
   lent Santa 
her perfume......

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© Sneha RV  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mum, child, childhood, children, christian,

Today we say goodbye to jill
This surely is a bitter pill
A lively lady full of the beans
A cruel world so it seems

A kind hearted lady...

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Categories: mum, bereavement, death of a

Premium Member Lulling A Toddler To Sleep My Way
They used to come only at night,
And hide way up under the bed,
Tucking their feet clear out of sight,
Ready to angrily pinch my pinky toes...

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Categories: mum, child, children, father, funny,

Muddy Funny Bunny
Hurry, hurry, hurry
Funny bunny plays
Windy sunny field

Muddy small silly
Feels guilt
Feels sorry

Mummy still loves 
Muddy funny bunny

18th December 2017

Fem Bogstaver (Danish) - Poetry Contest for Money

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Categories: mum, animal, forgiveness, love, mother,

Our ol' lady
A mothers work is never done, it comes with heartache, joy and fun. 

But if your mum is much like mine, she'll keep loving, till...

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Categories: mum,

Me and my boy Funom sonnet
My boy and me.

On the bed my pal sat drawing,
My boy,one gem,"it's me time"
I hug him,"why not art making",
Duo get a key job to...

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Categories: mum, baby, childhood, children, funny,