Funny Monorhyme Poems

Persnickety pig, persnickety pig
Would you like to smoke a favorite cig?
Cancer chances are amazingly big
He is being tempted by his cousin Quig

How about alcohol? Please...

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I'm writing on your heart with a faint ink,
you have to look so close without a blink
to understand you must really think
and when you do,...

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his infantine fit was funny to see
coming out of a usually reserved Mr. Lee
he had been brainwashed by Trump TV
subliminal clips that ruined our friend...

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Moon is my soul
Sun is my brain
That's why whenever I cry my energy drains 
When I smile it rains
And all my makeup goes in vain
I...

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Girl wearing lavender brought us carrots at the hutch.
We were appreciative, liked these orange things very much.
Stay and have some with us, suggested my cousin,...

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two witches with their shiny pointed hats
having a tea party with their brazen cats
long came sixteen red-eyed vampire bats
looking for their Mom, Madame Bat o’Slats

those...

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Angel Pink and Angel Blue were the best duo in 2022.
They decorated Christmas trees without paste or glue.
Making a splash that was unexpected, not overdue.
We...

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Sunny is the day funny is the mood 
I want to keep you in my heart for good 

I can see your mind as if...

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Descending October days buzzed on caffeine
My house transforms into a living scene
Walking past you’ll see it’s quite obscene
Ghostly silhouettes dance beside the evergreen
From the roof...

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The king announced he might abdicate,
but first his enemies he would castigate.
He thought slowly and did concentrate
before he sought them to intimidate.

His comely wife he...

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His name is Zed, he is a pumpkin head.
This is funny I said to my pal, Jed.
He said I kid you not. Please get out...

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Consider the worst that can happen to you:
A lingering June-July-August case of the flu,
Or waking one morn and you can’t do No. 2
Finding your 20-year-old...

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Dear Old Humphrey, Teddy Bear
My parents won you at the fair
For years they sat you over there
In mom's old leather rocking chair
Deep inside the basement...

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She has a pink catitude that cannot be undone.
She is clever and funny with lots of feline fun.
I love her cat ears, they are not...

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Turtle, turtle, in your shell
  Your backside is as hard as hell

Turtle, turtle, in your shell
  Come on out, I've rung your bell...

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