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Funny Monorhyme Poems

These Funny Monorhyme poems are examples of Monorhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Monorhyme Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Angel Pink and Angel Blue
Angel Pink and Angel Blue were the best duo in 2022.
They decorated Christmas trees without paste or glue.
Making a splash that was unexpected, not overdue.

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Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Sunny is the day
Sunny is the day funny is the mood 
I want to keep you in my heart for good 

I can see your mind as if...

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Categories: love,

Premium Member The Grinch of Halloween
Descending October days buzzed on caffeine
My house transforms into a living scene
Walking past you’ll see it’s quite obscene
Ghostly silhouettes dance beside the evergreen
From the roof...

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Categories: funny, halloween,

Premium Member King and She
The king announced he might abdicate,
but first his enemies he would castigate.
He thought slowly and did concentrate
before he sought them to intimidate.

His comely wife he...

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Categories: emotions, funny, humorous, loss,

Premium Member Meeting Zed the Pumpkin Head
His name is Zed, he is a pumpkin head.
This is funny I said to my pal, Jed.
He said I kid you not. Please get out...

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Categories: halloween,

Premium Member Consider the Worst
Consider the worst that can happen to you:
A lingering June-July-August case of the flu,
Or waking one morn and you can’t do No. 2
Finding your 20-year-old...

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Categories: funny, humorous, silly, word

Pride of Place
Dear Old Humphrey, Teddy Bear
My parents won you at the fair
For years they sat you over there
In mom's old leather rocking chair
Deep inside the basement...

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© Avery Won  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny,

Premium Member A Pink Catitude
She has a pink catitude that cannot be undone.
She is clever and funny with lots of feline fun.
I love her cat ears, they are not...

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Categories: 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Premium Member Head Hunting
Turtle, turtle, in your shell
  Your backside is as hard as hell

Turtle, turtle, in your shell
  Come on out, I've rung your bell...

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Categories: fun, funny,

Premium Member Remembering The Phant
There's more than just size to the elephant,
they do do some things that the others can't.
Many stories show these acts as valiant;
in the wild, grand...

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© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: courage, emotions, funny, remember,

Premium Member FUN IN LEARNING
Relaxing myself midst a worthy accomplishment
of checking essays which became a rigorous engagement…

I drifted a while for a festive entitlement
recalling such ‘laugh-out-loud’ moment  

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Categories: appreciation, blessing, christian, humor,

Premium Member Laughed our Petootsies Off
I grabbed the drum sticks, sat down hard and slapped out a beat.
My friend laughed because drunk, I am hilariously funny, a treat. 
This is...

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Categories: fun,

Premium Member Introducing Shebly to Pete
Witch Shelby is adorable, so smart and sweet.
Dressed like a square and light on her feet.
She’s friendly and funny and knows how to tweet.
You have...

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Categories: 3rd grade, 4th grade,

Premium Member Shy Answer Troll in Sycamore Tree
The shy answer troll in the sycamore tree
Refused to come out for the chickadee.
So we sent our best fairy named sweet pie.
Her wand carved a...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

My Sister's Dog
Love for my sis makes me like her own bolshevik,

so though I'd rather swallow a stranger's lipstick,

I sat her ground-dweller, her dog, named Limerick.

Once, outside...

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Categories: animal, caregiving, confusion, cute,