Meeting Zed the Pumpkin Head

His name is Zed, he is a pumpkin head. This is funny I said to my pal, Jed. He said I kid you not. Please get out of bed. I want you to meet Zed before he is wed. I knew I would not be interested no matter how led. My pal Jed is a trickster, amply named and fed. He probably made up a story about a pumpkin head. I brought along my sister and her boyfriend Ned. Her boyfriend is a physician at K-med. My cheeks were embarrassed, and my face was red. When I was introduced to Zed, the pumpkin head. I thought you were fictitious, I stupidly said. He laughed at that and threw back his head. Almost as good as what I thought; I thought you were dead. We both glared at Jed, who was as silly as his twin Ted. But here you are alive and well, instead said Zed.