Boyfriend Monorhyme Poems

Angry City Cat Netta was perpetually mad
Always irritated, bold, big and bad.
I want to change her said her boyfriend Chad.
He ended up raising a litter...

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I am Lucinda, a young hip witch,
Some may call me a bi%#h!
I love to sing songs out of pitch,
I threw my boyfriend in a ditch.
And...

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Would you like to share a root beer float the kitty said.
She liked her own better, but kept quiet, being well-bred.
They sat at the outside...

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His name is Zed, he is a pumpkin head.
This is funny I said to my pal, Jed.
He said I kid you not. Please get out...

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Freddie junior was thrilled to graduate
Family on their way to congratulate
Jubilation easy to demonstrate
His sister brought herself a crazy date
Whose biggest talent was to flatuate
A...

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Ella is overjoyed when her friend Peyton comes to play
They have a special bond; it has always been that way
You’ll find them having fun together...

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THIS SINNER WAS NO WINNER

I forgave her and that was cool
She forgave me, alas what a fool
We both thought we had settled the score
But she...

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Ets-lay ou-yay and e-may all-fay in ove-lay.
Ou-yay are a etty-pray oll-day.
e-may and ou-yay are ade-may or-fay one nother-ay.
Ot-whay are ou-yay oing-day onite-tay?
...

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BOTH BRILLIANT AND RESILIENT

I went along even though she wanted to rule
She forgave me for being such an ungrateful fool
We both thought we had settled...

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Miniscule link between love and hate,
Same may be said with victory and fate.

What you do see, you can also rate.
Many things happen with your mate.

Maybe...

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A boob man I could be.
Yours do titillate me,  
so jiggly and bouncy. 
The two of them and me,
a love triangle we.

But your butt's...

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I’ve utilized cleavage to get out of a ticket or two
One time I had a very fun rendezvous involving fondue
Ohh and that time with the...

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A long time ago on Lovers Lane
At a young-teen party; pre-teen game
There sat this girl, know not her name
Played “Spin-the-Bottle” just the same
She had the...

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We are one flesh,
We share one breath,
Even when there is nothing left.

we are one soul,
No self control,
With you I've never felt so whole.

Please Dear don't...

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Jacob my dear,
No reason to fear,
I know you are near,
Know you're always here,
Hearts perfectly clear.

By Chelsea Stufleben

* Golden Graditude Contest *...

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