Graduation Was a Gas

Freddie junior was thrilled to graduate
Family on their way to congratulate
Jubilation easy to demonstrate
His sister brought herself a crazy date
Whose biggest talent was to flatuate
A detriment to fully celebrate
So they got rid of her boyfriend named Nate
Started the big feast with a whole new slate
Freddie’s relatives set to masticate
Eating a delicacy on every plate
Freddie Junior met his future mate
Beautiful sister of gassy Nate
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Mcferran Avatar
October 9, 2018 at 11:22 AM
Monorhyme can be tricky, but you managed to pull it off and be hilarious at the same time- hats off to you, my friend! ;)
Krutsinger Avatar
October 9, 2018 at 11:28 AM
I started a little list of all the words I could think of that rhyme with ATE, then I accidentally threw the list away, so I did this in memory of this list I created yesterday.
Kiser Avatar
October 9, 2018 at 10:19 AM
What a family! That cracked me up...thanks for the laugh.
Krutsinger Avatar
October 9, 2018 at 11:28 AM
You are more than welcome. I am glad you liked it.
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