Funny Mom Poems
These Funny Mom poems are examples of Mom poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mom Funny poems written by international poets.
My Three BoysIt gets kind of crazy living with 3 young boys, there’s always a mess and there’s constant noise.
Their mouths constantly running, their little legs too;...
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Categories:
boy, funny love, mom,
Things My Child SaidIt is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he...
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Categories:
mom, boy, child, cute, funny,
Mother And The HenhouseMother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...
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Categories:
mom, farm, mother, nostalgia,
momz - or what r u going to doI’m enjoying spending time with my mom - we have an intimacy braided like rope. I forgot how funny she is. At the same time,...
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Categories:
anxiety, humor, mom, parents,
Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer SleddingAqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee
Thank heavens for air conditioning
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!
Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...
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mom, children, dad, family, fun,
RamblingQuote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again."
As l get older,
I find the same...
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Categories:
baby, day, kid, mom,
Ayla at TwoAyla at Two
With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...
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Categories:
mom, baby, child, childhood, daughter,
Dear MomDear Mom, I bet the day you held me to ya chest in Abeline, was the day you felt that you’d accomplished everything
But time...
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mom, analogy, appreciation,
AthensWe’re (Lisa and I) back in Athens Georgia (hometown USA), where it’s the halcyon days of summer. The south used to be the home of...
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humor, mom, school, student,
I Hate Mewhy was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny
but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...
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mom, angst, birth, cry, growing
My Mothers CurseWhat would you do if the part of you that you gave life to is a constant reminder of failure and disappointment? What would you...
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mom, care, child, childhood, feelings,
How DeliciousMy neighbour's recipes are delicious
...
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mom, food, fun,
Oh, MomSo calm
my mom
my nose
a rose
I shed
blood red
nose bleed
I plead
cryin’
dyin’
instead
she said
you picked
he kicked
you’ll live
just give
the horse
his course
a fall
is all
don’t come
unspun
what’s done
is done
tale spun
my son...
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mom, fun, funny, giggle, horse,
Yeehaw Where Is Your MomIf she heard one more yeehaw or giddy up she would croak.
Being a greenhorn in Texas horse country is not a funny joke.
When she started...
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mom, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Can Still Hear Mom Yelling - Hlm
winter comes quickly
one day all is pristine white -
cars snow covered ships
This is when mother made her robust stew
vegetables and beef in the pot...
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Categories:
mom, food, funny, memory,