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Funny Mom Poems

These Funny Mom poems are examples of Mom poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mom Funny poems written by international poets.

My Three Boys

It gets kind of crazy living with 3 young boys, there’s always a mess and there’s constant noise.
Their mouths constantly running, their little legs too;...

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Categories: boy, funny love, mom,

Things My Child Said

It is quite common to kiss 'ouchys' on those wee.
At three, my son asked to have bath autonomy.
I tossed a washcloth, then stood where he...

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Categories: mom, boy, child, cute, funny,

Mother And The Henhouse

Mother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...

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Categories: mom, farm, mother, nostalgia,

momz - or what r u going to do

I’m enjoying spending time with my mom - we have an intimacy braided like rope. I forgot how funny she is. At the same time,...

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Categories: anxiety, humor, mom, parents,

Finding Fun On A Budget part 2 - Summer Sledding

Aqua blue sled
Thumpity thump thump thump
Children laugh with glee

Thank heavens for air conditioning 
Bumpity bump bump bump
Wheeeee!

Mom mirrors masterpiece The Scream
Declares, “This shall not be...

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Categories: mom, children, dad, family, fun,

Rambling

Quote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again." 

As l get older,
I find the same...

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Categories: baby, day, kid, mom,

Ayla at Two

Ayla at Two

With a fistful of raisins and
Chocolate-flavored goatee,
Your favorite Dora tee shirt
Splotched red from your spaghetti lunch,
We sit on the floor together as
You climb...

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Categories: mom, baby, child, childhood, daughter,

Dear Mom

Dear Mom, I bet the day you held me to ya chest in Abeline, was the day you felt that you’d accomplished everything 
But time...

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Categories: mom, analogy, appreciation,

Athens

We’re (Lisa and I) back in Athens Georgia (hometown USA), where it’s the halcyon days of summer. The south used to be the home of...

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Categories: humor, mom, school, student,

I Hate Me

why was i even born
my teachers like me
my friends like me
even think i’m funny

but my mom hates me
she hates me
she thinks i’m a burden
and that...

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Categories: mom, angst, birth, cry, growing

My Mothers Curse

What would you do if the part of you that you gave life to is a constant reminder of failure and disappointment? What would you...

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Categories: mom, care, child, childhood, feelings,

How Delicious

My neighbour's recipes are delicious
                    ...

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Categories: mom, food, fun,

Oh, Mom

So calm
my mom

my nose
a rose

I shed 
blood red

nose bleed
I plead

cryin’
dyin’

instead
she said

you picked
he kicked

you’ll live
just give

the horse
his course

a fall
is all

don’t come
unspun

what’s done
is done

tale spun
my son...

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Categories: mom, fun, funny, giggle, horse,

Yeehaw Where Is Your Mom

If she heard one more yeehaw or giddy up she would croak.
Being a greenhorn in Texas horse country is not a funny joke.
When she started...

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Categories: mom, 10th grade, 11th grade,

Can Still Hear Mom Yelling - Hlm

 
winter comes quickly
one day all is pristine white -
cars snow covered ships

This is when mother made her robust stew
vegetables and beef in the pot...

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Categories: mom, food, funny, memory,