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Truth Be Tolled

...aka "The Missionary Position" per Jan Missionaries knocked on our door And saw the wife flat on the floor They said it was rude To lie in the nude But not in the clothes that they ......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, word play,
Form: Limerick

Reiki Lover - Limerick

...She was in search of spiritual transition, And spent her time in lotus position. A Reiki Master, posing as a pastor, Invited her to missionary position. **** This limerick has been ded......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, health, humor, longing, love,
Form: Burlesque

One Thing Worse

...There's only one thing worse than a lawyer, that's a failed lawyer, permanent chip, disaster, then there's dubious sexual orientation, okay, maybe Celtic, not capable of holding any sway. You s......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, abuse, angst, confusion, crazy,
Form: Prose

Patriotism As Anti-Otherism

...Paul Tillich wrote "nationalism hates and must always hate Judaism and prophetic Christianity." When he spoke of nationalistic patriotism he was thinking of fascism, as the logical conclusion ......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, earth, health, history, nature,
Form: Political Verse

Love's Brevity

...In the blink of an eye, and the kink of a stye, or the filibustering sigh of a speaker, the clock rolls its hands to the sounds of big bands, as the hand of time grows weaker Levity/ brevit......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, fun, sexy,
Form: Verse

In His Dreams

...Max was ecstatic about his new acquisition-- A statuesque blonde in perfect condition. He was sure she was wildly erotic He fantasied love-making exotic. Drat! She knew only the missionary posit......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, desire, fantasy,
Form: Limerick

Ban Backwards North Carolina: Psa

...BAN BACKWARDS NORTH CAROLINA (PSA) deep in the belly of the empire where “fights between cats and dogs are prohibited,” “women must be covered in AT LEAST 16 yards of cloth at all times,” “bingo gam......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, life, rights, together, ,
Form: Free verse

My Sins With Bukowski

...cyou ramble with his poetry book after book but you are not a rose, you are not a thorn neither virgin, nor the whore of his better days under neon lights and the sweat of inspiration cryin......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, imagination, inspirational, introspection
Form: I do not know?

Porcupine Romance

...Porcupine Romance Ouch ¡ Carefully does it Practice French kissing a cactus first Ouch ! The last tango in Paris was never like this Get it French Paris kissing a cactus (......Read the rest...

Categories: missionary position, animals
Form: Free verse