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Lumpy mashed potatoes

as much as she whipped 
never could get the lumps out 
meal time at Grandma's

Categories: mashed, food, grandmother,
Form: Senryu

Mr Spud head gets mashed

Mr Spud Head is wearing a frown
Some eejit stole his wife’s best gown
His wife who’s called Myrtle
Looks like a gross turtle
Spud’s concerned that the chips are down

They’re going out, Myrtle gets dressed
But Spud Head sees she looks depressed
Her old gown doesn’t fit
And mis-shapes her left tit
She’s crying and looking distressed

Poor Spud Head must think on

Categories: mashed, body,
Form: Limerick

Mashed Up

instant potatoes
rehydrated with gravy
cranberry jelly
slaughter of the innocent
soybeans shaped into turkey

11/9/2021
A THANKSGIVING TANKA Poetry Contest

Used HMS

Categories: mashed, thanksgiving,
Form: Tanka

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Mashed

Darkness and light merged into one,
Nothing seems right yet nothing is wrong.
A beautiful sunrise, a brand new day.
The buildings in-front are all bombed away.

The beginning is far, the end is near,
Every body lives in fear.
Today is gone and tomorrow isn’t coming,
Someone catch the knifes we’re throwing.

The children are lying dead in the street,
The guns are

Categories: mashed, anger, life, war,
Form: Rhyme

Thanks 4 Giving Me Reason To Write Mish Mashed Gobbledygook

written few years ago
preceding breakup of first born offspring   
and her Puerto Rican born beau,
when existence of averred progeny did flow
smooth and minimally disrupted
she exhibited countenance with radiant glow.
 
recalling family feast of yore
before
COVID-19 wreaked havoc and tore
fabric of civilization
global impact great as third world war.

this own lee brother of yours 
dashed analogously

Categories: mashed, america, celebration, community, family,
Form: Free verse

Thanks 4 Giving Me Reason To Write Mish Mashed Gobbledygook

juiced spare moments, 
and tubby direct, ernest and frank
lemme communicate without resorting 
to caginess, 

but NON GMO, gluten free roaming thoughts to thank
ye (Amelie Beth), and Rich McGeehan 
for welcoming a small group 
of family and friends 
to your Woodbury, New Jersey abode, 
   
somewhat near Redbank
to relish the salad days of times

Categories: mashed, absence, adventure, animal, beautiful,
Form: Free verse

Rainbow Gravy On Mashed Potatoes

Rainbow gravy on mashed potatoes
Invented by angel only knows.
It’s on my plate, and it truly glows.
Formed into trees, and two distinct toes.

Cousin loved it, she ate her’s and Joe’s.
I pass my plate over, and eat my jellos.
Rainbow gravy on mashed potatoes.
Where is the cook? Which one of you knows?

How did he make this gravy that

Categories: mashed, food,
Form: Monorhyme

These Mashed Potatoes Are Bleeding

“These mashed potatoes are bleeding,” the six-year old said.
I looked at them, curiously.  
A white mound with a bit of yellow.
No gravy or ketchup.
A curious observation, I thiought,
pondering it.
“Just go with it, Grandma,” her nine-year-old sister told me.
So I did.

Categories: mashed, child, humor,
Form: Light Verse

Thanks4giving Me Reason To Write Mish Mashed Gobbledygook

this own lee bro' thar of yars 
   dashed analogously graced
on par how a marathon runner raced
to Macbook Pro laptop computer post haste 

soon as he goat back 
   to his domicile nestled and encased
in the bucolic, democratic, 
   and fantastic spit non defaced

woodland partially hydrogenated oils baste
surrounding Highland

Categories: mashed, age, blessing, food, humor,
Form: Elegy

Mashed'''',,,, Squished and Stitched----

Sighs yet again

a fold here,
a crease there

origami wings
that are limp,
drenched

looking pretty lonely and pathetic
under, that, crying, sky, , , ,
                               , , , ,


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It ironically

Categories: mashed, deep, feelings, january, mystery,
Form: Free verse

Mashed Taters

Mashed Taters

Creamy buttery goodness drenched in thick meaty gravy, yum

Categories: mashed, food, thanksgiving,
Form: Verse

Brains of Mashed Potatoes

My heartbeat’s wrath
Pitter pat, pat
When I see the house that
We used to love in.
Now all worn and broken.
The tortures of the used to be’s
And haunting memories
Mangle my mind into mashed potatoes.
Who will know more woes
Than those with brains of mashed potatoes?

Categories: mashed, lost love,
Form: Rhyme

Mashed Potatoes and Gravy Train (

Well we certainly did it last night
When we went grocery shopping, there was a slight oversight
The dog will not eat his regular feast out of the bag under the sink
But he won't go thirsty, he will have plenty to drink
He's a good old boy, he will not complain
We're having Meatloaf, Mashed Potatoes topped with the

Categories: mashed, family, food, funny, pets,
Form: ABC